Ya know, I hate to make fun of people, but this too rich….

As you all know, I have WorldNetDaily in my sidebar. I like Joe Farah, even though he did act like a bit of a tool towards me once.

But someone needs to teach those guys how to use Google Adsense!

I was over looking around over there and I’m seeing the normal stuff, including an article on how wind will not solve our energy problems. Which doubles as a ad hawking Farah’s Magazine “Whistleblower”.

However, when I clicked on another page, I saw this, about mid-screen on the page.

wndhumor

You ever get the feeling that the right hand, doesn’t know what the left is doing over there at WorldNetDaily?

It’s called the Competitive Ad Filter people, Please, Look into it!

I think Joe Farah needs to hire me. Just so I can go around and keep him from looking like a blithering idiot. 😆 😉

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Man, I’ve heard of needing one’s coffee, but…. This?!?!?!?!?

Man, I thought I was grouchy in the morning…. 😮 😯

The Story: Cop suspended for demanding free Starbucks (Via msnbc.com)

Chicago police officer has been suspended for 15 months for demanding free coffee and baked goods from six different Starbucks.

Officer Barbara Nevers, a 14-year veteran, has also been ordered to undergo counseling.

The Police Board ruled in May that 55-year-old Nevers intimidated Starbucks employees by screaming at them and flashing her badge, handcuffs or gun when they wanted her to pay. The board released its findings Thursday.

There’s a Arnold Schwarzenegger imitation in that story somewhere… Paging Jim Ward!

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Memo to the Preverts: This is not the place where you can get your perv on, okay?

Looking through my stats here and I see this:

Geeez… Asshat Perverts. Go elsewhere please, this is not a site where you can spank your monkey and look at nekkid people.

Freakin’ Morons.

Update: Wow, what a typo…. “Spank your money” Geeez. 🙄 😀 😛

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Snort Worthy Quote

From MAUREEN DOWD:

The odd thing is that Obama bears a distinct resemblance to the most cherished hero in chick-lit history. The senator is a modern incarnation of the clever, haughty, reserved and fastidious Mr. Darcy.

*Snort*

I thinking more Steve Urkel myself.. 😆

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Keith Olbermann’s World’s Best Persons

1. Members of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce for really drinking it up.

2. Rep. Tim Walberg For being the only person to vote against the head start program

3. To Neo-Con asshole Michael Goldfarb for comparing NYT’s Editorial Board to the adverage Daily Kos Diarist. When he himself is a blogger at McCain’s Blog and also is the editor and Blogger at the Weekly standard. 🙄

Keith Olbermann’s Worse Person in the World

Silver: Bill O’ For bragging about his ratings, and royally screwing them up

Bronze: Republican Congresswoman Michelle Backman for basically being full of HotAir… (HotAir?!?! Hmmmm… Does Michelle know this?)

Gold: Rush Limbaugh, Bush 4.1, and Bush 4.3 for basically admitting that Roger Ailes is on the string… (Uh, Keith, I get 4.1 and 4.3, but why Rush? he didn’t say it… 🙄 )

Funny Quote….

Here’s funny one, that I read.

Via Politico.com:

“When Letterman is doing ‘Top Ten’ lists about something, it has officially entered the public consciousness,” said Dan Schnur, a political analyst from the University of Southern California and the communications director in John McCain’s 2000 campaign. “And it usually stays there for a long, long time.”

*snort*

Others: The Swamp, Confederate Yankee, The Reaction, First Draft, The Mahablog, MyDD, Hot Air, American Street, No More Mister Nice Blog, Gateway Pundit, Real Clear Politics, Media Blog and American Spectator

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German chick sees Obama, goes ga-ga…

Does Michelle know about this?

A few snort worthy quotes:

“Hi, how’s it going?“ asks Obama in his deep voice. My heart beats. “Very good, and you?” I say. Obama replies: “Very good, thank you!”

What? No Halo? Hmmm…

He goes and picks up a pair of 16 kilo
weights and starts curling them with his left and right arms, 30
repetitions on each side. Then, amazingly, he picks up the 32 kilo
weights!
Very slowly he lifts
them, first 10 curls with his right, then 10 with his left. He breathes
deeply in and out and takes a sip of water from his 0,5 litre Evian
bottle.

Oh man, making me moist already… 😛 😆

“My name’s Judith” I reply. “I’m Barack
Obama, nice to meet you!” he says, and puts his arm across my shoulder.
I put my arm around his hip – wow, he didn’t even sweat!
WHAT A MAN!

*snort*

For those wondering… 16 kilos is 78 pounds. 🙄

Others:
Macsmind, NewsBusters.org, Newsweek Blogs, Stop The ACLU, Wonkette, www.redstate.com, alicublog and Deadline USA

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Richard Simmons…..for Congress….Wha?

(H/T HotAir)

Now I know that Politics has entered the silly season!

Richard Simmons — Congressman? (Via CNN Political Ticker)

Fitness star and effervescence extreme Richard Simmons is on Capitol Hill today, tackling the issue of childhood obesity and pushing for increased school exercise programs. But as he testifies before the House Education and Labor Committee, the 60-year-old is nodding toward that celebrity siren song: political office.

In a half-serious, half-jocular tone, Simmons described his approach to the hearing, saying, “I want to have the respect of a congressman, I want to talk like a congressman, and maybe, someday, I’ll be a congressman.”

During three minutes of follow-up questions, Simmons displayed an almost Washingtonian flare for avoiding a direct position. “However I can be of use,” he said, “If my country wants me, I’ll be there for my country.”

So has no plans to run?

“Well,” he answered coyly, “I don’t know. I may run for office. You never know.”

Egad. What’s next? Pee Wee Herman? 🙄

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Keith Olbermann’s Worst Person in the World

Yeah, I’m still miffed at him, for some rather stupid and insensitive remarks that he and some of his cohorts made. But he does a have a point here:

I mean the misspelling of education, during, of all things, an education spot, is just downright funny. 😛

The poll thing goes without saying….

But the biggest of all, Bill O’ comparing Al Gore going to a Netroots convention, to a Klan meeting? That takes on a whole other decibel of stupidity. 🙄

I mean, don’t get me wrong, My feelings on global warming are that the science is just unproven and the whole movement was hi-jacked as a political movement rather than a Environmental issue, which is what it should be.

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Snort worthy quote…..

I happened to be reading the headlines, and I happened to see a story in the National Enquirer about John Edwards supposedly meeting a supposed lover, Rielle Hunter. Of course, we just know about the National Enquirer’s journalistic integrity. 🙄

Anyhow, the snort worthy quote is from Steve over at Hog On Ice:

My observations:

1. Thank God it wasn’t a man.

2. Nice manly recovery, running into a stairwell and then hiding on a toilet.

3. Gary Hart sends his regards.

*snort*

Others Blogging:
The Corner, Pajamas Media, protein wisdom, Macsmind, Six Meat Buffet, Gawker, Doug Ross, www.redstate.com, Overlawyered and Hog On Ice

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Political Quote of the Day

“Kilpatrick replied, “You can’t even carry my bra.””

*Snort*

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A article that I think everyone needs to read.

I think all Americans should read this.

“Obama ain’t black.”

I turned to look over my shoulder to see who had uttered that ridiculous statement.

“Pardon Me?” I squinted at the dark-skinned man who had just interjected himself into my over-coffee conversation with my buddy, Kevin.

“Obama ain’t black.” He said again more matter-of-factly as he walked around the porcelain dividing wall and stood at our table where he could be more active in our conversation.

“My name’s Andree,” he said as he extended his hand. “I couldn’t help but hear what you boys had been discussin’ and I don’t mean to stick my nose in where it don’t belong, but I couldn’t leave without settin’ you straight. Obama ain’t black.”

I looked at Kevin as he shifted nervously in his seat, not sure how to take this visitor to our table.

“Well, have a seat Andree,” somewhat trying to judge the book by its cover. “I’m Dave, but most folks call me Coach, and this is Kevin.” Kevin extended his hand politely.——- Click the link to read the rest of Conveniently Black by Dave Daubenmire (via NewsWithViews.com

I will simply say the following, that it is pretty telling when Obama is doing better in White America, out in places where blacks are in rare supply, than he is in the more urban communities.

I don’t have much to add to this article… Because Dave says it all in this article. Enjoy.

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I must confess, this is funny…

I got a kick out of this:

Heh… too funny. At least McCain has a sense of humor. 😆

More than one can say about B. Hussein “lay off my wife!” Obama

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MSM Swoons over Obama at the gym

Oh Brother…. Must be a slow day in Political News.

Quote:

ABC News’ Sunlen Miller Reports: While Obama spent 91 minutes at a campaign event yesterday, the Illinois Senator spent a total of 188 minutes in the gym yesterday – making three separate stops to Chicago gyms over the course of one day.

The presumptive nominee started his Tuesday with a short morning work out at the gym of his friend and longtime aide Mike Signator’s apartment building.

After flying to Indiana for a campaign event, and doing a round of local TV interviews, the Senator returned to his home in Illinois where he spent the afternoon hitting two more local area gyms for the duration of the day. Obama first visited Signator’s gym again, returning home briefly and then going to East Bank Club, a downtown gym which Obama regularly plays basketball.Obama Hits the Gym, With Multiple Repetitions (via ABC News: Political Radar)

Jack Moss over at Macsmind says Obama was pumping Iron. Of course, if Larry Sinclair is to be believed, that isn’t the only thing that Obama likes to pump. 😮 😯 😉

Of course Obama’s campaign went out of their way to indirectly discredit the guy and expose his criminal record.

He might be manly, but he’s still a commie Liberal.

Others Blogging: Macsmind, Newsweek Blogs, The Raw Story, TIME.com, Gawker, TownHall Blog, The Campaign Spot and Wonkette (H/T Memeorandum)

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The Truth about ANWR

(H/T and Thanks to Senate Conservatives)

Tell everyone you know about this video. It is important that everyone know, how the Democrats are lying about ANWR.

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