Jackie and Dunlap‘s solution to the Mexican drug wars. Well, Dunlap’s, at least.
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Reason #960,987,678,543,343 why I am still single
Huh… I didn’t know Michelle Malkin had a crazy sister…ย ๐ ๐ ๐
Then Again…

My gawd does she ever have a knack for the funniest screen grabs.
Of course, when you poke a little fun at the Wilsonian Neo-Cons, you’re automatically raciiiiiiiiiist! It’s the only card that they really know how to play. Just ask the John Birch Society, they got played very well.
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Uncle Jay Explains for March 23, 2009
Just when you think things are at their worst, we get a bonus! Its so backwards that Rihannas on Nightline and Barack Obamas on the Tonight Show. Uncle Jay explains why basketball is the only news that’s NOT madness.
RedState Update on “Obama Mocks Special Olympics”
Jackie and Dunlap discuss Obama’s Tonight Show gaffe. Dunlap has to explain himself a bit though.
RedState Update on “Shimmysham The AIG Dummy”
This is most likely the strangest, but most funny video that Jackie and Dunlap have ever done. I think anyway.
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Reeeeoooorrr….. Some one’s PMS’ing…. I gave him his wish, I banned his IP address from viewing the blog. ๐
Ol’ boy needs to get out in the Georgia sunshine more. He’s a bit dense tense. ๐
Obama to tax Healthcare
Oh, this is just wonderful…. ๐
Via the Old Grey Lady:
The Obama administration is signaling to Congress that the president could support taxing some employee health benefits, as several influential lawmakers and many economists favor, to help pay for overhauling the health care system.
The proposal is politically problematic for President Obama, however, since it is similar to one he denounced in the presidential campaign as โthe largest middle-class tax increase in history.โ Most Americans with insurance get it from their employers, and taxing workers for the benefit is opposed by union leaders and some businesses.
In television advertisements last fall, Mr. Obama criticized his Republican rival for the presidency, Senator John McCain of Arizona, for proposing to tax all employer-provided health benefits. The benefits have long been tax-free, regardless of how generous they are or how much an employee earns. The advertisements did not point out that Mr. McCain, in exchange, wanted to give all families a tax credit to subsidize the purchase of coverage.
At the time, even some Obama supporters said privately that he might come to regret his position if he won the election; in effect, they said, he was potentially giving up an important option to help finance his ambitious health care agenda to reduce medical costs and to expand coverage to the 46 million uninsured Americans. Now that Mr. Obama has begun the health debate, several advisers say that while he will not propose changing the tax-free status of employee health benefits, neither will he oppose it if Congress does so.
At a recent Congressional hearing, Senator Ron Wyden, an Oregon Democrat whose own health plan would make benefits taxable, asked Peter R. Orszag, the presidentโs budget director, about the issue. Mr. Orszag replied that it โmost firmly should remain on the table.โ
The next thing you know, Obama will be taxing Masturbation; by the damned stroke. That will be about the time that I will find the sharpest knife I can find and change my life forever.
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An Interesting Movie
I post this because I believe that it is interesting. Alex Jones has always struck me as a kook. Someone amongst the โTin Foil Hatโ crowd. However, it is something interesting to watch.
Enjoyโฆ
What do you think? Do you think that there is any truth to this?
RedState Update on โWho Leads The Republican Party?โ
I still think these guys are quite funny.
The reaction to Steele and McCain is funny. Sometimes, humor can be cruel.ย ![]()
But they didnโt mention Sanford. Whoโs really taking the heat for his comments about the Stimulus Package. I hate to say it, he was right, I also liked his response to Clyburnโs stupidity.
Content Warning: They say the MFโer word twice
You Potty Mouth!
I know, Iโve really been screwing that up as of late. Instead of trying to find a G-Rated alternative; I have been letting it fly here as of late. My apologies, to you the reader, and to those who come in via the Pro-Life aggregator and over at Freedomโs Phoenix. Good grief. ๐ Those poor people must think Iโm border line Psycho or something. ![]()
One minute ripping on David Wilkerson for being a kooky Pentecostal and the next minute swearing like a sailor! ![]()
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I say all this, because Iโm just looking at the blog, the โEvangelical Allianceโ ad network link, and then I see my Wilkerson post and then my f-bomb laden posts. Oy. Not a good way to represent my faith.
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I just know some Christian came through here and wanted to advertise and clicked the link to my Blog and saw the swearing and went โEeeeeek!โ
and closed the window and passed on advertising here, I just know it. I canโt say that I blame them, this is supposed to be a Conservative Blog, and it is, politically; socially, I like to look at it is more of an libertarian-minded blog. I will be the first to concede that I am not active in Church at the moment. I am, sorry to say, still smarting from the big time screwing over that I got at the hands of a rather dishonest, and hypocritical pastor. (A Baptist Pastor, no less!) That screwing over happened in 2006, youโd think that I would have gotten over it by now. I have; sort of. I no longer have the desire to go over to the Church and bash his brains in with a baseball bat. But I am not about to go over there and act like nothing happened. I might be a Christian, but I am not a gullible idiot! ![]()
Anyhow, I will try and watch my mouth, I have to remember there are people actually reading this stupid Blog now and I am not writing letters to myself anymore. I sometimes forget that. Of course, if anyone had complained, I would have most likely told them to go *BLEEP!* themselves. ![]()
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A New Parody “Barry’s Farm”
Here’s the Original Song:
History about the song and concert
New Lyrics:
Barry’s Farm
(Sung to the tune of Maggie’s Farm by Bob Dylan)
Written by Paleo Pat
I ain’t gonna work on Barry’s farm no more.
I ain’t gonna work on Barry’s farm no more.
Well, I wake up in the morning,
Fold my hands and pray that I might keep my gain.
I got a bill full of Taxes
That are drivin’ me insane.
It’s a shame the way he makes me tip the whore.
Naw, I ain’t gonna work on Barry’s farm no more.
I ain’t gonna work under Barry’s Law’s no more.
I ain’t gonna work under Barry’s Law’s no more.
Well, he hands you a Dollar,
Taxes you a dime,
Looks at you with a grin
While robbin’ you fuckin’ Blind,
Then he taxes you every time you open the door.
I ain’t gonna work under Barry’s Laws no more.
I ain’t gonna be a slave for Barry’s Government no more.
No, I ain’t be a Slave for Barry’s Government no more.
Well, he puts a Tax Bill
in your face just for kicks.
His White House
It is made out of Bricks.
The Secret Service stands around his door.
Ah, I ain’t gonna be a slave for Barry’s Government no more.
I ain’t gonna work for Barry’s Bitch no more.
No, I ain’t gonna work for Barry’s Bitch no more.
Well, she talks to all the people
About Equality and Race and Law.
All the while the workin’ people
Are payin’ for other peoples bad calls
She’s a lying thief, but she says her honesty stands tall.
Naw, I ain’t gonna work for Barry’s Bitch no more.
I ain’t gonna work on Barry’s farm no more.
I ain’t gonna work on Barry’s farm no more.
Well, I try my best
To do the best I can,
But everybody wants you
To pay thier bills for them.
They eat steak while you slave and I just get bored.
I ain’t gonna work on Barry’s farm no more.
Jon Stewart socks it to CNBC
This comes via Breit Bart:
There’s two hilarious lines in it. The one about the Cheap Populism and the line at the very end, following the interview with the Ponzi schemer.
Steven Colbert Mocks Glenn Beck
This is too funny!
(H/T AllahPundit on Twitter)
ZOMG! New York Times reports that President Obama is getting gray hairs!
Oh the horror of it all…. What will the Nation do? Our President is getting old. ๐
You know damned well that it’s a slow news day when they start this business.

Well, that didnโt take long. Just 44 days into the job, and President Obama is going gray.
It happens to all of them, of course โ Bill Clinton still had about half a head of brown hair when he took office but was a silver fox two years later, and George W. Bush went from salt and pepper to just salt in what seemed like a blink of an eye.
But so soon? โI started noticing it toward the end of the campaign
and leading up to inauguration,โ says Deborah Willis, who, as co-author
of โObama: The Historic Campaign in Photographs,โ pored through 5,000
photographs of the first head over the last year.Mr. Obamaโs graying is still of the flecked variety, and appears to
wax and wane depending on when he gets his hair cut, which he does
about every two weeks. His barber, who goes by only one name, Zariff,
takes umbrage with bloggers who alternately claim Mr. Obama, 47, is
dyeing his hair gray (to appear more distinguished) or dyeing it black
(to appear younger). โI can tell you that his hair is 100 percent
natural,โ Zariff said. โHe wouldnโt get it colored.โAnd for all of his 16 years giving Mr. Obama his โquo vadisโ haircut
โ black parlance from the 1960s for close-cut locks โ Zariff said he is
not about to start ribbing Mr. Obama. โWe do not tease about the gray
at all,โ he said.For a guy who prides himself on projecting a stress-free demeanor,
the changes above his temples are speckled evidence that perhaps the
psychological and physical strains of the job โ never mind the long
process of winning it โ are in fact taking something of a toll.
(Experts say stress can contribute to whitening locks.)Mr. Obama seems to have noticed it at least as far back as last
summer. โIโve been running for president for about 19 months now,โ he
told supporters at a campaign event in Virginia in August. โFolks are
noticing that Iโve got a lot more gray hair now than when I started.โBut with the economy struggling, two wars raging and countless other
pressures facing him, the president is very likely to see additional
signs of wear and tear in the mirror each morning.
Good Lord. The man is 47 years old. I am quite frankly surprised he did not start getting Gray sooner. Hell, I starting seeing my gray hairs when I was in my early 20’s or so. Did I flip out? For about a second, it was more of a sobering realization that my younger days were over and I was becoming a older man; and that I should at least try and act the part. I’m still working on that. ๐ ๐ ๐
I would sure as hell hate to see the poor man slip and break his arm or something. Damn news world would come to a screeching halt! ๐ Not that I want him to really do all that, I’m just saying, that’s all. ๐
Of course, because I’m a Conservative; I must be the one to say it. If President Obama doesn’t do something here really quick and um, smart, to pull our economy out of the toilet and get our stock market out of the basement, He is really going to have some gray hairs coming pretty quick. I mean, Obama just started and he is really not getting off to a good start.
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Hottest Woman on Fox News talks about “Big Exercise Balls”
This is too good. (via Breit Bart)
I got news for you, she can exercise my balls anytime she wants to. ๐
RedState Update on “The Obamas’ Partisan Puppy”
Jackie and Dunlap on why the choice of a Portuguese water dog is a disgrace for the White House.
Exit Question: Does anyone else, besides me think that this comedy routine has ran its course?
Funny stuff from various places
I’ll start: flannel sheets. They’re hateful. Rough, hot. Sheets should be super-smooth and cool. You can have rough, hot sex, but the sheets ought to be super-smooth and cool. — Source
Shouldn’t tweeting be a slang term for having sex with underage parakeets? โ Source
Two hilarious posts from Tammi are found here and here, Poor gal! That second one is a knee slapper! ![]()
โฆ.and of course, Rachel Lucas is still trying to figure out England, and England is really trying to figure her out.
RedState Update on “Little Ol’ Bobby Jindal”
Yeah, I know what I wrote earlier. But this is too funny!
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Funny Headline of the Day
Taxing pot could become a political toking point…
๐ I must confess that’s one the more funnier headlines I’ve seen in a while. It links here.
Who let this rather hilarious headline fly? None other than Matt Drudge.
Update: I was mistaken, ooops! LA Times originally published that funny headline and Matt Drudge picked it up. Guess I should check the story link, before I publish. ๐ Ooops… ๐ณ
Just the same, I still found it to be quite funny. ๐
I dunno about you….
But if I were Matt Mullenweg, and someone dissed my software, like these douche nozzles did. I would be lawyering up and collecting me some serious coin.
Public Slander is Public Slander, and these idiots did it, while on the clock by a major company.
Not smart, not smart at all.
Matt, sue the bastards. ๐ก
Or at least sue the bastards and give me the money. Not like Matt needs it, he’s freakin’ loaded! ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐




