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Truths For Mature Humans

1. I think part of a best friend’s  job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that  moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

3. I totally take back all those  times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm  font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to  fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really  necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start  their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more  interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can’t remember the last time I  wasn’t at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will  strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t  going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore  whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.

13. I’m always slightly terrified  when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my  ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people’s phone  numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a  light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I  would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with  Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an  "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering  the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate  to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie  when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at  the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets  dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I’ll look down at my  watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions  people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find  and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes  closed, first time, every time!

24. The first testicular guard, the  "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used  in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their  brain is also important. (Ladies…..Quit Laughing.)

Sweet: Lesbian Prison Gangs looking to get some of that LiLo Action

Awesome:

Inmates of the jail where Lindsay Lohan is set to spend up to 90 days have warned of gangs out to attack the starlet, saying “everyone will want a piece of her”, The Sun reported Tuesday.

Lindsay Lohan will leave her Hollywood pad next week and move into new digs at the Lynwood correctional facility in Los Angeles. But instead of wild showbiz parties and a plush double bed to curl up in afterwards, the actress will be locked up for 23 hours a day in a tiny cell with a rock-hard bunk and a single blanket.

Lohan’s A-list neighbors will be replaced with tough guards and fearsome lesbian gangs desperate to get their hands on her.

via FOXNews.com – Lesbian Prison Gangs Waiting to Get Hands on Lindsay Lohan, Report Says.

“The violation of Lindsay Lohan” has a cool ring to it.

Pics and Video —- please?

Calling Ron Jeremy….Ron Jeremy to the blue phone please…..

Others: The Jawa Report, Gawker, Mediaite and Advocate

Kennedy McCain got married

Ladies and Gents,

I present to you, Mr. and Mrs. Martin Nestares:

Mr. and Mrs. Martin Nestares

Say what you want about Robert Stacy McCain; but my God does he have a Beautiful Daughter! 😀

Congrats to the Bride and the Groom; and yes, to dear old Dad too! 😉

I guess that is another one that I will have to cross off my list. 😛

John Stewart makes a very fine point

The money part comes at the 5:39 mark; I know he is a liberal, but he makes a very Barry Goldwater’ish point. Watch:

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Way too fast

I say this, at the risk of sounding like a crusty old curmudgeon:

The Bugatti Veyron

The Bugatti Veyron is, once again, the fastest production car on the planet.

Bugatti says an orange-and-black Veyron 16.4 Super Sport achieved an average top speed of 267.8 mph at the hands of test driver Pierre Henri Raphanel. Stop and think about that for a moment. That’s more than 393 feet per second and almost 4.5 miles per minute. Even Bugatti’s engineers were surprised.

“We took it that we would reach an average value of 425 km/h (264 mph),” chief engineer Wolfgang Schreiber said in a statement. “But the conditions today were perfect and allowed even more.”

Raphanel made his record-setting run at Volkswagen’s test track in Ehra-Lessien, Germany, in the latest version of the greatest automobile ever made. He had one hour to make back-to-back runs in each direction. The speedo hit 427.933 km/h against the wind and 434.211 with it. That came to an average of 431.072, which by our math is 267.8 mph.

And that was more than enough to take the title back from Shelby Super Cars and the Ultimate Aero, which had held the record since peeling off an average of 256 mph in 2007. Raphanel set the record on June 24; Bugatti announced it on July 4. Bugatti says Guinness was on-hand to verify the record, and we imagine the guys at SSC will not take this sitting down.

As the name suggests, the Super Sport is a hot-rodded version of a car that already has too much of everything. The 16-cylinder engine has been tweaked and tuned with bigger turbochargers (four, count ‘em, four) and intercoolers. Bugatti says the engine is good for 1,200 horsepower and a staggering 1,106 pound feet of torque.

via King of All Cars Tops 267 MPH | Autopia | Wired.com.

I’m sorry, but 267 miles per hour is just way, way, waaaaaay too fast. I mean, I am all for the idea of going fast; in fact, I love going to Milan Dragway here in Milan, Michigan. But for a street car, 267 miles per hour? Hell no. Too fast. Reason I say that is because if you happen to be in one these contraptions, and you happen to hit an inanimate object going that fast — forget calling the ambulance; call the farking morgue. Be sure to tell them to bring a big spatula, to scrape your greasy spot off of whatever you hit.

Do not misunderstand me; it is a nice car — To look at and say, “Yeah, I bet that thing goes really fast!” 😉

Gang of weirdos

Usual Gang of Weirdos. - From left to right. My Cousins Scott, James, and Gary Allan and my Dad.

What a bunch of weirdos….. Scary part is, I’m related to them weirdos! 😯

They had just returned from a fishing trip. Which is most likely why they all looked like death warmed over. 😉 😀 😛

Go Figure: Ron Paul supports Michael Steele

Shocker? Perhaps Not: (H/T to the Daily Paul)

Ron Paul and Michael Steele - Two Brothers from a Different Mother?

LAKE JACKSON, Texas–(EON: Enhanced Online News)–Congressman Ron Paul today issued the following statement on Michael Steele’s recent comments that Afghanistan is a war of President Obama’s choosing:

“The American people are sick and tired spending hundreds of billions of dollars a year, draining our economy and straining our military. Michael Steele has it right and Republicans should stick by him.”

“I would like to congratulate Michael Steele for his leadership on one of the most important issues of today. He is absolutely right: Afghanistan is now Obama’s war. During the 2008 campaign, Obama was out in front in insisting that more troops be sent to Afghanistan. Obama called for expanding the war even as he pretended to be a peace candidate.

“Michael Steele should not resign. Smart policies make smart politics. He is guiding the party in the right direction and we are on the verge of victory this fall. Chairman Steele should not back off. He is giving the country, especially young people, hope as he speaks truth about this war.

“I have to ask myself, what is the agenda of the harsh critics demanding this resignation? Why do they support Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama’s war?

via Ron Paul Congratulates Michael Steele | EON: Enhanced Online News.

Big shocker there…. NOT!

These two ought to run together….on a Democratic Party ticket!

UPDATED:The G.O.P’s Resident Harlem Globetrotter once again steps in it

I haven’t seen the clip, so I am giving it to you cold, as I am getting it here:

The Story:

Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele was caught on video at a fundraiser in Connecticut on Thursday raising doubts about the war in Afghanistan.

The Democratic National Committee (DNC) pushed out the video, which shows Steele saying that the war is of “Obama’s choosing” and that it is nearly impossible to win a land war in the Central Asian country.

“Keep in mind again, federal candidates, this was a war of Obama’s choosing. This was not something that the United States had actively prosecuted or wanted to engage in,” he said. “But it was the president who was trying to be cute by half by building a script demonizing Iraq, while saying the battle really should be in Afghanistan. Well, if he is such a student of history, has he not understood that you know that’s the one thing you don’t do, is engage in a land war in Afghanistan?”

Democrats pounced on the statement, saying it was Steele’s latest gaffe in a long line of misstatements.

“This clip puts him at odds with about 100 percent of the Republican Party,” DNC communications director Brad Woodhouse said

via RNC chairman: Obama pursued Afghanistan war ‘trying to be cute’ – The Hill’s Blog Briefing Room.

Um, Did Chairman Steele have a brain relapse and forget about Bush? Wow. 😯

Bill Kristol over at the Weekly Standard sets it out:

Dear Michael,

You are, I know, a patriot. So I ask you to consider, over this July 4 weekend, doing an act of service for the country you love: Resign as chairman of the Republican party.

Your tenure has of course been marked by gaffes and embarrassments, but I for one have never paid much attention to them, and have never thought they would matter much to the success of the causes and principles we share. But now you have said, about the war in Afghanistan, speaking as RNC chairman at an RNC event, “Keep in mind again, federal candidates, this was a war of Obama’s choosing. This was not something that the United States had actively prosecuted or wanted to engage in.” And, “if [Obama] is such a student of history, has he not understood that you know that’s the one thing you don’t do, is engage in a land war in Afghanistan?”

Needless to say, the war in Afghanistan was not “a war of Obama’s choosing.” It has been prosecuted by the United States under Presidents Bush and Obama. Republicans have consistently supported the effort. Indeed, as the DNC Communications Director (of all people) has said, your statement “puts [you] at odds with about 100 percent of the Republican Party.”

And not on a trivial matter. At a time when Gen. Petraeus has just taken over command, when Republicans in Congress are pushing for a clean war funding resolution, when Republicans around the country are doing their best to rally their fellow citizens behind the mission, your comment is more than an embarrassment. It’s an affront, both to the honor of the Republican party and to the commitment of the soldiers fighting to accomplish the mission they’ve been asked to take on by our elected leaders.

Unconfirmed report, there was fax sent to Weekly Standard offices from the GOP Headquarters that read:

Dear Bill Kristol,

F*** You Honkey Jew-Boy…

I got this bitch and ain’t a damn thing you can do about it cracker!

Signed,

Michael Steele

Wow. Just….Wow….

Update: Okay, first off, the crack above about the Fax, is a joke. I’m posting this before some idiot media person sees this and runs with it. Second of all. I watched the Steele clip; and admittedly, he does have a point about Afghanistan, because historically other countries HAVE tried to fight there and had to pull out. However, this goes against the Bush doctrine and the talking points of the G.O.P.; not to mention the talking points of the Wilsonian Conservative crowd, like Bill Kristol and Co. So, yeah. ouch. Steele is going to get nailed on this one hard. Also, he was quite DUMB for saying that Afghanistan was Obama choice war or whatever. It was actually Bush’s war, that Obama inherited. So, Kristol saying he should resign is quite spot on, as he is making the G.O.P. look like a group of dolts at this point. Between Steele, John Boehner and Lindsey Graham, the G.O.P. has a big image problem on its hands.

Update#2 : G.O.P. Spins:

The RNC said that Steele did not say the troops should not be in Afghanistan, instead that he was calling for a better war strategy.

“The chairman clearly supports our troops but believes that success of the war effort in Afghanistan requires the ongoing support of the American people,” RNC Communications Director Doug Heye said. “The responsibility for building and maintaining that strategy falls squarely on the shoulders of the president. Like so many Americans, Chairman Steele wants to hear an explanation from President Obama on what his strategy is for winning the war in Afghanistan. The Petraeus hearings were an opportunity – a missed opportunity – to do that. Instead, all we hear from the president is criticism of his predecessor for doing exactly the same thing.”

Steele Spins some more:

“There is no question that America must win the war on terror,” Steele said. “During the 2008 Presidential campaign, Barack Obama made clear his belief that we should not fight in Iraq, but instead concentrate on Afghanistan. Now, as President, he has indeed shifted his focus to this region. That means this is his strategy. And, for the sake of the security of the free world, our country must give our troops the support necessary to win this war.

AllahPundit makes a darned good point:

Two grand ironies to this clusterfark. One: It’s high-larious to see the idiots at the DNC turning super-hawk on Steele for wanting to “walk away from the fight against al Qaeda and the Taliban without finishing the job” and for daring to “undermine the morale of our troops when what they need is our support and encouragement.” After year upon year of screeching at Bush over every setback in Iraq, with Democrats as prominent as Harry Reid declaring the war lost, the sheer balls needed to call him out in those terms are astounding. And am I mistaken or aren’t there an awful lot of liberals who oppose the war and might not care to have the DNC describing them in those same terms? Good work, hypocrites: You’ve done your job of distracting attention today from our pitiful president’s pitiful economy. Make sure to bookmark their statement too, because we’ll be revisiting it — repeatedly — next year when The One inevitably gives his order to start a massive drawdown.

Two: This is actually a rare case of Steele saying something stupid that arguably — I stress, arguably — makes the public better disposed to the GOP. Hawks may hate it, but (a) 58 percent of the public supports Obama’s withdrawal timeline next year and (b) prominent conservatives are growing bolder about speaking up against the war. George Will has been against it forever, of course, and just this morning Byron York hint-hinted that it’s time to go; in Congress, Ron Paul (of course) and Jason Chaffetz are big-name Republicans who oppose continuing the mission. It’ll be awfully interesting to see who else comes out of the woodwork in December, when the Pentagon conducts its review of operations, and then again next July, when Obama has to decide on his next step.

I hate to admit it; but when AllahPundit is on point; he is really on point Amazing how Democrats can turn on a dime. It almost gives a man whiplash.

I guess I should have titled this, “Michael Steele channels his inner Ron Paul.” 😯 😮

Update #3: Erick Erickson is a bit more direct:

I have heard Michael Steele’s comments regarding Afghanistan and the President.

I have read the RNC’s statement on the matter.

The RNC statement is indecipherable in the context of what Michael Steele actually said.

The war in Afghanistan is not a war of Barack Obama’s choosing. It is a war of Al Qaeda and the Taliban’s choosing. We responded.

Michael Steele must resign. He has lost all moral authority to lead the GOP.

Update #4: This here is the reason why Conservatives and Republicans are so steamed over this. This from Democrats.com:

A number of Democrats and “liberal” pundits are smugly attacking GOP chairman Michael Steele for telling the “inconvenient truth” about Afghanistan:

“Keep in mind again, [GOP] federal candidates, this was a war of Obama’s choosing. This is not something the United States had actively prosecuted or wanted to engage in.”…

“It was the president who was trying to be cute by half by flipping the script demonizing Iraq, while saying the battle really should be in Afghanistan. Well, if he’s such a student of history, has he not understood that you know that’s the one thing you don’t do, is engage in a land war in Afghanistan? All right, because everyone who has tried, over a thousand years of history, has failed. And there are reasons for that. There are other ways to engage in Afghanistan without committing more troops…”

Steele is exactly right.

[..]

The cheapest form of counter-terrorism is drone missile strikes, where targeting relies on cameras in the drones. Unfortunately those cameras often mistake wedding parties for terrorist gatherings, resulting in bloody massacres that undermine Afghan and allied support for the pointless  U.S. occupation.

The next step up in counter-terrorism is “special forces” – boots on the ground – who theoretically collect human intelligence from locals so their targeting of terrorists is more precise, resulting in fewer wedding party massacres.

The problem with “boots on the ground” is the heads and hearts attached to them, which die when hit with bullets, which in turn produce casualty reports in U.S. newspapers, which undermines U.S. public support for the pointless U.S. occupation.

Apart from “counter-terrorism,” the “other way to engage” in Afghanistan is through regional diplomacy. That means working out a deal among all interested parties so all the fighting stops.

The inconvenient truth for the U.S. is that we simply cannot afford $100 billion per year forever in a futile effort to “stop the Taliban’s momentum.” Sooner or later we will need to find “other ways to engage,” as Michael Steele said.

So Michael Steele is right. And the sooner we begin a serious discussion of those “other ways to engage,” the sooner we will find a way to bring our troops safely home and end the pointless, disasatrous, unaffordable occupation of Afghanistan.

Steel is giving the Democrats their talking points and very sadly agreeing with them as well. He needs to go.

Don’t mence words now…

Good Lord! 😮 😯

Not me, they don’t. Eat shit and die, “Blue Commie Texan.” Everything you toss at us, we toss back from here on in. Don’t like it? I hate it for ya, you fuckin’ punk. Cry me a river, why don’tcha.

via Cold Fury » Death becomes them.

Whew. Gott.a.mighty! Thought I was bad… 😉

(H/T to Right Wing News)

Hawkings Vs Frum Redux

Round two of the dust up…:

Actually, I, like most conservatives, do not advocate groupthink or demand people rigidly stick to the “company line.” We actually have a simpler request: We just want people who are billed as Republicans and conservatives to actually be on the same side we are. The editorial pages in the newspapers slant liberal. The columnists slant liberal. Even the news in the newspapers slants liberal. Hell, even the TV shows and movies slant liberal. So finally, after all that, you run across a “conservative” in the mainstream media giving an opinion and guess what? He’s been given a platform to speak because he agrees with the liberals. That’s what people like David Frum get paid to do, I’m sick of it, and I’m not doing anything else to reward people like him, including allowing them to get into the Blogads Conservative Hive.

via Right Wing News vs. David Frum, Little Green Footballs, Media Matters, & Excitable Andy! – Right Wing News (Conservative News and Views).

Programs get yer programs! You can’t tell a dumb ass from an idiot without a program…..

….Well, I am a capitalist…. 😛 😀 😆

Tee Hee: John Edwards get his rump shaker on!

*snort*

Edwards stayed for two hours, leaving around midnight. He drank white wine and light beer, according to multiple attendees. After a while, Edwards made his way to the dance floor. “He was kind of uncomfortably dancing,” Jentgen says. “He was just happy to be with people who weren’t going to judge him.” Edwards cut loose, dancing to everything from salsa to Wreckx-n-Effect’s 1992 rap hit “Rump Shaker.” via After The Fall | The New Republic

Yeah, we’re talking about this guy:

Oh.my.goodness that’s pee in the pants funny! 😆

So very wrong… but so very funny!

Iowahawk does it again…. 😀

My favorite part:

MATTHEW YGLESIAS: i just hope we dont run into olbermann

EZRA KLEIN: eeewww

JOSH MARSHALL: ewww

ERIC BOEHLERT: eeeewww

EZRA KLEIN: FIRST!

MATTHEW YGLESIAS: that guy is kinda creepy

EZRA KLEIN: ya,, isnt he kinda old to be hanging around chat rooms and mall theaters

ERIC BOEHLERT: did he ever offer u a ride in his van?

JOSH MARSHALL: ya, like yesterday

via iowahawk: I’ll Take a Cashier’s Check, Mr. Breitbart.

You think that’s funny try reading the whole thing.

Custard Store Owner speaks out on Biden: “I was shocked!”

Remember when Vice-President Joe Biden called that Custard Stand owner a “Smart Ass?”

Well, now that Custard Stand owner is speaking out: (H/T to Gateway Pundit)

Jim Hoft Snarks:

Scott Borkin should have known better. How dare he request a top Obama Administration official to cut taxes!

Who does he think he is?

HEH! Too funny… 😆

Rick Santelli goes off again: Stop Spending!

This comes via the AmSpec Blog: (HotAir.com)

John Hawkings tells David Frum “Get Bent!”

Now before I report on this one. I have to make the following disclosure; I am in the following Advertising Hives on BlogAds:

BlogAds is a great way to advertise and besides, it helps one of the most important people on this blog… ME! 😉 😀 😛 So, if you’re looking to promote a group, an event or anything else for that matter. I high recommend that you give BlogAds a whirl…

Okay, now that I got that all out of the way. It seems that John Hawkins over at Right Wing News basically told David Frum where to get off and to take short bus to get there:

Ah, I’ve been waiting for this.

You see, I don’t work for Blogads (or Google. Not sure where that came from), but I do indeed run the Blogads Conservative Hive (It’s a great place to buy conservative ads).

In May, someone representing Frum’s blog wrote me (I don’t see the point of dragging his name into it), noted that FrumForum had joined Blogads, and asked to be included in the Hive.

Now, as a general rule, I try to be very open minded about who gets into the Blogads Conservative Hive. If they’re generally friendly to conservatives and seem to have a mostly conservative audience, I don’t mind having them on board. So, aside from conservative blogs, there are Libertarian blogs in the Hive and there are blogs I’d call center-right. It goes without saying that there are plenty of issues where members of the Hive, myself included, don’t see eye-to-eye.

I ca attest to that; I am in the Conservative Hive myself. I do not agree with Hawkings all of the time either. Hell, I was one of the first people that told Hawkings that Chuckie Johnson needed to get the heave ho. But, at the time, he said he wasn’t going to do that. I am quite glad that he reconsidered. But I do still see Chuck Johnson’s Blog Entries in the RSS Feed Ad; for whatever that’s worth.

Hawkings goes to explain the situation and ends with this:

There’s an easy answer to that question: the mainstream media loves “conservatives” and “Republicans” who will trash whomever the Left hates most. So, if you’re willing to talk about how Sarah Palin is a hick, Glenn Beck is a crank, Rush Limbaugh is bad for the country, and the Tea Party is bad for democracy, the mainstream media will reward you  —  and because conservatives pride themselves on being open minded, they’ll all too often give you a pass for your atrocious behavior — especially since the MSM doesn’t insist you play their game all the time. As long as you’re willing to say what they want about the people they hate the most, they’ll reward you with a cover story at Newsweek and then in your off time, you can churn out a few articles to point gullible conservatives towards while you’re trying to guilt them into taking you seriously by crying “epistemic closure!”

This is what David Frum does for a living — and don’t think he doesn’t know it. Even the people who write for him know it. I ran into someone who writes for his blog at an event once. He was extremely defensive about writing for them. I must have heard him tell at least three people, myself included, something akin to, “I write for FrumForum, but please don’t hold that against me.”

Long story short, everybody has to make a living. But, I’m not interested in helping people like Frum play this little game where they try to cripple conservatives publicly while coming around on the back end to milk us for money. If Frum wants to be a dancing monkey for the Left, let them come up with the money to pay for the tune.

Countdown to Frum accusing Hawkings of being an Anti-Semite and this being some sort of plot against the Jooooos by the Conservative right; You know, Debbie Schlussel style…. in 5…..4…..3….2……

Oh and By the way; Hawkings…. You say:

Right Wing News: Alexa Traffic Rank: 48,922

Linkiest: Alexa Traffic Rank: 57,054

FrumForum: Alexa Traffic Rank: 69,535

Well, Um, politicalbyline.com Alexa Traffic Rank: 823,308

..and he says:

well, I’m a peon compared to Ed Morrissey & Allah at Hot Air.

Mr. Hawkings. I know Peons; and you sir, nor your website are peons. I, on the other hand, am a Peon.

That is all… 😛

Other Peons, er, um, I mean, people covering: Althouse and Confederate Yankee

Stupidity From the Moderation Que…

Just to show you what I deal with around here:

Author : Frink (IP: 98.214.204.180 , c-98-214-204-180.hsd1.il.comcast.net)
E-mail : seculardeacon@gmail.com
URL    :
Whois  : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=98.214.204.180
Comment:
They should be fired?  Of course, why, how dare they criticize the icons of your dogmatic ideology?  Conservatism is, after all, above criticism, even by people who believe they are voicing them privately.  You’re no conservative.  You are a gullible reactionary, and this little blog of yours is pathetic.

Thanks for reading!

….and by the way, how’s the Weather down there in Illinois?

I guess when I get stuff like this; I must be doing something right!

Capital Hill going to the dogs?

Ha! I’ve known that for years! 😉

Seriously…

Rep. F. James Sensenbrenner Jr. (R-Wis.) and his wife, Cheryl, with Tinker, a 7-month-old Dalmatian mix, who looks a bit worried about the whole idea!

The Story via the Washington Post: (H/T to the Daily Caller)

They are the ultimate Capitol Hill insiders, privy to high-powered meetings between lawmakers and lobbyists, able to just saunter into congressional offices — no appointment necessary. Want this kind of access? Tuff.

We’re talking about dogs. A couple of dozen — dozen — roam the halls of power in the Capitol every day.

“Treat time! Treat time!” booms Sen. Christopher S. “Kit” Bond (R-Mo.) from behind his desk. As vice chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, Bond was about to go on television to talk about terrorism, but first it was Tiger time. Now you might think an expert on national security would have a noble German shepherd or a muscular Doberman, and Bond is sure to mention that he grew up with Labrador retrievers, hunting dogs and beagles. But Tiger is a 2-year-old Havanese, a cuddly toy breed that looks like a gray baby Wookiee.

“This is the first time I’ve had a fufu dog,” he says. And his colleagues don’t let him forget it: When Tiger was a puppy and weighed only five pounds, Bond took her outside with a pink leash and collar and someone said, “Didn’t you used to be Kit Bond?”

It was noon and Tiger had her eyes locked on Bond’s container of yellow dog treats. Next to Tiger sat Pooley, a Chihuahua mix who belongs to Shana Marchio, Bond’s communications director. “I think they can tell time, because they always know when it’s treat time,” the senator confides.

Tiger is named after the University of Missouri mascot. She likes to lie on her bed under Bond’s desk and destroy University of Kansas Jayhawks toys. Tiger’s school spirit once led to an embarrassing situation, Bond said: She wouldn’t stop barking at Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. Chairman Sheila C. Bair. Bair has two degrees from Kansas, and “I think she sniffed it out,” Bond said.

I always knew Politics was a….ahem, Dog eat Dog sport….But…. This? Wow… Just….Wow…

A very cute sideshow of the Beltway Pooches can be found here.