I never knew dogs could be so funny! 
My favorite one is the first one… “Oh yeah! Well, I’ll just pee on ya and kick dirt on ya… that’ll fix ya!” 
Enjoy.
Category: Humor
Computers don’t lie! (Well, usually…)
Another rip snortin’ funny posting before I head for the hammock.
A while back I posted about a nifty little utility for Firefox that allows you see which Blogs are political leaning in which direction. Blue is for Liberal, Red is for conservative.
…and so, I’m scrolling through the stories, before I head off to bed here and lookie here what I happen to see:
(click the picture to make it bigger!)
Notice what John McCain’s color is, where the arrow and the “!?!?!?!”’s are? (It’s blue, in case you’re wondering…)
*snort*
You’ll need to read this, to understand why I am so tickled over this.
Well, he does say that he’s a maverick! 
Keith Olbermann’s Worst Persons in the World
I’m posting this because I think that it is quite funny.
Bronze to Kathleen Parker, who wrote this rather hilarious article about John McCain’s picking of Sarah Palin.
Quote:
My husband called it first. Then, a brilliant, 75-year-old scholar and raconteur confessed to me over wine: ‘I’m sexually attracted to her. I don’t care that she knows nothing.’
Finally, writer Robert Draper closed the file on the Sarah Palin mystery with a devastating article in this Sunday’s New York Times Magazine: ‘The Making (and Remaking) of McCain.’
McCain didn’t know her. He didn’t vet her. His campaign team had barely an impression. In a bar one night, Draper asked one of McCain’s senior advisers: ‘Leaving aside her actual experience, do you know how informed Governor Palin is about the issues of the day?’
The adviser thought a moment and replied: ‘No, I don’t know.’
Blame the sycamore tree.
Which garnered a rather startled reaction out of Kathryn Jean Lopez over at the National Review:
Monica?! [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Because I know some of you are understandably and sensibly wondering WHY?: We’re running our roster of syndicated columns through the election. Period. So that’s why we published one today that is embarrassing and outrageous.
Kirk Petersen called it a Cat Fight in the Corner. Andrew Sullivan got a rather hearty snort out of it as well.
The Silver goes to Rupert Murdoch for deciding that he is not too keen on his autobiography that is coming out.
The Gold goes to Rush Limbaugh for bringing up a subject that has been debunked by Factcheck.org and WorldNetDaily. (I know, I just broke a promise, but it was for a good reason.) My favorite line in this was, “Michael freaking Savage?!?!?!”
This is one of the reasons why I love being a Libertarian. I can sit back and laugh at the “Coming apart” of the Republican Party too. 
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Jackie and Dunlap’s Redstate update….
Enjoy….
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I knew that Ohio was a battleground State…. But this?
This rather humorous story comes via Ohio.com: (Hat Tip to Twitter)
Poll workers from opposing sides in the presidential race apparently clashed in a physical altercation Friday at a Cuyahoga Falls nursing home when one accused the other of improperly marking a ballot.
George Manos, the 75-year-old Republican, told police that Edith Walker, the 73-year-old Democrat, jumped on his back and struck him in the head three to four times with her fists. Manos said two other elections workers had to pull Walker off his back, according to a report filed with Cuyahoga Falls police.
Manos said it happened after he accused Walker of ballot tampering, and he wants to prosecute.
The incident, which occurred about noon at Gardens of Western Reserve nursing home, is being investigated by both the police and the Summit County elections board. The board probe could lead to a closer examination of the other votes with which Walker was involved.
The alleged assault piqued the interest of
Sen. John McCain’s presidential campaign — as the voter in question reportedly wanted to vote for McCain but her ballot was initially marked for Sen. Barack Obama.”This is a troubling report that emphasizes the importance of having a transparent and open process in every voting place in Ohio,” said Paul Lindsay, a spokesman for McCain’s campaign.
I guess this is what they mean by fighting for the vote in the election!
I guess this would be a good time to make a mental note to be sure and wear protective gear on November 4’th. Nah, who I am kidding? Obama’s got it lined up here. So, I don’t think I will have a problem. (I hope! 
)
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A Political Byline Special Presentation: Crawford
My friend Ryan sent me this. Normally I do not post things that other people send to me. But in light of recent events that landed in the crosshairs of the left and landed me on Gawker.com. I am publishing this Movie to show those, who might want to kill me or at worse call me names, that I am not some sort of Bush loving, flag waving freak, who thinks anyone that disagrees with me is inherently evil.
This movie is about the town that President George W. Bush basically used as a prop for his Presidential Campaign. You will see a town, that got swept up into the fury of support for George W. Bush and a town flourish because of it. You’ll see a town that became ground zero for an Anti-War and Pro-War movement that almost drove it apart. Finally, you will see a town, that lives in almost ruin, and is possibly divided, all because of the political ambitions and a warped political ideology of President, who is now leaving that town and moving somewhere else.
This movie shows something, something interesting, something frightening, something that only affirms my beliefs that I could never, ever, be a Republican. It shows us that people that fail to think for themselves and allow themselves to be blinded by a flawed Political Ideology are truly shallow and quite frankly, scary people. Further more, it shows how those who mix their Religious beliefs and their Politics are very dangerous people.
Have said all that, I present to you…… Crawford
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Red State update: Travis and Jonathon go to the second debate.
It isn’t all serious around here, all of the time.
….and here I thought I had some weirdos that come around here….
Go here and be prepared to laugh……HARD!
Woo…. man! I haven’t laughed that hard in a looooong time.
Thank you Rachel for the good laugh tonight.
Keith Olbermann’s Worst Person in the World
Yes, I’m back to posting these… Because they’re quite funny… and God knows, we need the comic relief.
Bronze: Barack Obama (Barack Obama?!?!?!) for forgetting how long he’s been married.. 
Silver: Sean Hannity for being, well, Sean Hannity.
Gold: Karl Rove for saying something that if true, would be very scary. 
More Comedy Gold: Obama’s Teleprompter speaks out!
Via Iowahawk:
Others: AMERICAN DIGEST
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Snort Worthy Quote of the Day
Now This is FUNNY!
Jefferson County Sheriff Oliver “Glenn” Boyer, who was also named Gov. Blunt’s statement, told WND that not only had he never agreed to join the “Truth Squad,” but also that it “infuriated” him that anyone would think he’d use his office to squash others’ freedom of speech.
“I’m a small, Democratic sheriff in rural Missouri,” Boyer told WND. “I haven’t even seen the original interview with Jennifer Joyce and Bob McCulloch. … All I know is, I came into my office on Monday morning unaware of any of this. I had a fundraiser Saturday, when all this started, of my own. I came into my office Monday morning, and I’ve got 500 emails and 19 nasty phone calls calling me a communist pig! I think, ‘Man, I thought it was a pretty good fundraiser.'”
*Snort*
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Comedy Gold: Tina Fey’s second Sarah Palin performance
Finally, I forced myself to sit and watch the new SNL performance of Sarah Palin by Tina Fey. I normally do not watch second performances like this, because the humor usually goes stale. But in this case, this was funny. The rapid eye blinking, the silly answers, The cute when cornered answer was awesomely funny.
For what it is worth, I did not find any of this skit offensive at all. As matter of fact, if anyone in the McCain campaign thinks this is offensive, they seriously need to look into getting a sense of humor.
Here it is, in all it’s glory:
Horseshit-gate!?!?! Does it get any more silly?
Heh, Sullivan thought McCain said, “Horseshit”, instead of “Of Course you can”.
Wow. I thought I was shallow. 😛
Anyhow, here’s a song that I feel fits the occasion:
“Smells like horseshit, down on the farm!”
Too Funny!
Others: Riehl World View, Spin Cycle, Jules Crittenden, Hot Air and The Other McCain
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Snort Worthy Quote of the Day
YEAH, I DON’T THINK THAT this Sarah Palin swimsuit video is going to do the campaign any harm.
Now, a Joe Biden swimsuit video . . . well, best not even think of it.
*Snort*
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Snort Worthy Quote of the Day
Making predictions about the future of America’s financial landscape is a little like getting a verdict on Jewish law from a team of rabbis. For every three people I consult, I get nine opinions. — Marci Alboher - New York Times
*snort*
Now This is FUNNY!
(H/T and Via The Freep)
Once Again, I must instruct Liberals on what is racist and what is not….
*rolls out the blackboard*
Alright class, today we will, once again, review as to what is racist and what is not.
Ready? Good!
THIS is Racist!:
Video: Unknown
Music: Johnny Rebel
This is NOT:
The Back story is Here.
This is called Political Satire. It is funny, that is what Political Satire does, make one laugh. It is commonly found in Political Cartoons. The only people that would find this sort of a thing, even remotely offensive, would be those who are commonly referred to as race baiters or race hustlers, or for short, Al Sharpton.
That is all….
Class Dismissed!
Race Baiting Hall of shame: Think Progress, Balloon Juice, The Raw Story, At-Largely, TheZoo, Jack & Jill Politics,
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A funny video
(Via and H/T to Ace of Spades)
I’ve seen this before, last time, it was used with Hillary’s camp. Now it’s Barack’s turn.
Here ya go:
Too funny! 😆
Oh Lord No! Anything but that! PLEASE!
I stumbled across a rather humorous Blog posting…
Robert Stacy McCain says:
Charlie Martin reports that his Sarah Palin rumors roundup is so popular it’s melting his servers, so he’s created a backup. I’m still looking for an authentic Sarah Palin bikini photo, by the way, and if anybody’s got Joe Biden in a Speedo . . .
Joe Biden in a speedo?!!??!?!
Oh for the love of the Almighty…. Please, No, not that… I can only handle so much ugly in one lifetime. Restraint, please. I beg you all. 
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Snort Worthy Screen cap
I was looking at Memeorandum and spotted something rather humorous.
See Below: (click to make it bigger)
The jokes write themselves…
Okay, I dissed McSame’s choice, But this is WRONG as hell!
Oh.No.they.didn’t!
Via one of Malkin’s readers:
My secretary was just listening to channel 7 news on the thedenverchannel.com online.
The news guys had the audio on and did not know it.
They commented that they think McCain and Palin must be sleeping together.
They commented about Sara(h) Palin’s nice ass.
They said a lot of very unseemly things.
This seems like a big deal and they should be called on it. My secretary sent them an e-mail and they immediately cut off the audio…
…For myself, as the father of a little girl who I want recognized for her accomplishments and hard work, it was pretty offensive.
I have to agree. I mean, it’s one thing for a smart mouthed Blogger like me to make a comment of this Nature, but the Main Stream Media!?!?! Damn. They’re just getting blatant.
Of course, there is that story about McCain supposedly sleeping with a lobbyist. So, I dunno.
Exit question: Cindy’s Replacement?
Totally politically incorrect second exit question: Cindy’s new closet Lesbian lover? D’oh! 😯 😮
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A movie that every American should watch, before voting
(H/T to AP at Hotair.com)
This movie, if it caught on in the Media would ruin Obama’s chances of being elected President.
Trailer 1:
Trailer 2:
Wow…. I don’t think Barry will have to worry about snipers. He’d better worry about this movie.
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Quote of the Day
“I don’t know what they’re feeding grandpaw, But it’s working!”
– Pat Buchanan on MSNBC’s Morning Joe on McCain’s matching in the polls with Obama. 
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