Jackie and Dunlap on the new Tennessee law that makes it legal to carry guns into bars and restaurants with a permit.
Money Line: “You’ve got illegal immigrants have drug laced gun fights at the food bar at the local Bonanza!”
Tag: Humor
Steve Crowder does Lil’ Kim Jong Il
(H/T to IMAO)
This is quite wrong, but quite funny.
Uncle Jay Explains the News: July 4th Special
Synopsis: It’s time to sing America’s praises for the Fourth! Unfortunately, Uncle Jay sings about the news instead. Ever since last December’s year in review, fans have been screaming for Uncle Jay to be singing. So by popular demand, here’s 2009 in singing review. The first half, anyway.
Cartoons of the Day (Open Thread)
I’ve been slacking and I kinda forgot about posting the cartoons. Consider this an open thread too.
I haven’t done this in a while… Consider this an open trackback posting as well.
Trackposted to The Pink Flamingo, Rosemary’s Thoughts, Nuke Gingrich, , and The World According to Carl, thanks to Linkfest Haven Deluxe.
The Obligatory Vanity Fair does a Sarah Palin Article that causes WW3 in the G.O.P. Posting
Whew, that’s a long title… But it is what is happening.
Vanity Fair did a rather long article about Sarah Palin. The long and the short of it is this; there’s nothing new in it. So, say Conservatives and Liberals. Now that is a rarity!
Because of what was written in the Article; Bill Kristol and Steve Schmidt and Randy Scheunemann are all screaming at one another:
“You’re a Douche!”
“No, You’re a Douche!”
“No, You are!”
I got news for ya Boys…. You’re ALL fucking douche nozzles in my book.
Yeah, She’s pretty. For a Neo-Con.
(Okay, I changed it, ya’ll happy now?!?!?!) 🙄
RedState Update on “Governor Mark Sanford’s Affair With Argentinian Mistress”
Synopsis: Jackie’s mad at Republican Governor Mark Sanford and his cheatin’ ways. But Dunlap understands. Will Argentina, after they see this? Hopefully. If not, it’s Mark Sanford’s fault.
(Mild Content Warning)
Funny line: The crack about getting lost in the mountains and “Hello! Hello!”…. Too Funny! 😆
Cartoons of the Day
Mi Casa No Es Su Casa?
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Uncle Jay Explains for June 22 and June 15
Here’s Both; I forgot to post last weeks show. Ooops! 😛
Funny Photo of the day
"Is she looking at my boobs? Seriously? Is she looking at my Boobs?"
RedState Update on Holocaust Museum, Abortion Doctor, Army Recruiter
Poor ol’ Jackie‘s had enough of gun violence in America.
Zo and Crowder do a video to together
I’ve posted a Steven Crowder video here before. It was terribly campy. I watched a little of this, and I assure you; the groan factor is off the charts. 😀
Enjoy:
Heart-Ache: HotAir Opens Comment Registration…and my IP address is Banned
Meh. It is not entirely unexpected. But, yes it is blocked.
(Snark)
I guess we Jew-Hating, Paleo-Conservative, Neo-Nazi’s are not welcomed over there.
(end of Snark)
Shocking, but not entirely surprising. But eh, that’s the breaks for being a Buchananite Conservative.
Uncle Jay Explains for June 1, 2009
I somehow let this one slip past me… ooops! 😮
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One big judging spectacle ends, another one begins. No Simon Cowell this time, just 100 Senators calling the tune. Plus, GM punches out and Kim Jong Il punches out the UN. Uncle Jay explains it all!
Cartoons of Day
Achieving Racial Parody?
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For more funnies go to Baloo’s Cartoon Blog
RedState Update Ponders “Obama’s Supreme Court Pick A Racist?”
Obama picks Sonia Sotomayor for the Supreme Court. Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, and Newt Gingrich say she’s a racist– but what do Jackie and Dunlap think?
Cartoons of the day
Par for the Course?
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Uncle Jay Explains for May 25, 2009
The future and the past boldly go where I’ll be back! If you’re not sure what day, year or planet you’re traveling through, the news will confuse you even more. But Uncle Jay explains it all!
Cartoons of the Day
Flagging Enthusiasm
Hillary Clinton is now being pimped out for a female special interest group
Seriously.
From my inbox:
You are receiving this message as a member of Hillaryclinton.com’s online community. Please take a look at No Limits.org’s message below from Ann Lewis about the important work they do. No Limits.org is solely responsible for the content of this message.
Dear Chuck,
Remember Hillary’s speech in Denver last summer, when she said: "With our ingenuity, innovative spirit and creativity, there are no limits to what is possible in America"
That’s our message at NoLimits.org, a non-partisan organization that enables us to keep in touch and stay engaged on issues Hillary championed: health care reform; an economy that works for the middle class; a foreign policy that recognizes America is stronger when we have more allies, and safer in a world where women’s rights are human rights.
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- Updates on congressional progress toward health care reform – and what we can do to make it a reality!
- Our Equal Pay Action Kit, with a calculator that shows what the wage gap is costing your family, and news about policies that can make a difference.
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Cue the music!:
Hmmmmm… I wonder if they’re going to use any of that money to retire Hillary’s debt?
Uncle Jay Explains for May 18, 2009
What is the “Deficit?” Some kids at school take Deficit to help their attention, is it like that? No, in the news it’s about grownups who don’t pay attention to their money. That is, OUR money. Uncle Jay explains The Deficit!
Cartoons of the day
Misspeaker of the House?
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More at Baloo’s Cartoons Blog
Redstate Update discusses National Tax on Booze & Smokes
Jackie and Dunlap discuss Washington’s proposed tax on cigarettes, alcohol, and junk food, health care reform, the next tea parties, and Little Debbie.
Some Humor
The talking dog
A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: “Talking Dog For Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
“You talk?” he asks. “Yep,” the dog replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says “So, what’s your story?”
The dog looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I wanted to help America, so I interviewed with the the CIA. In no time at all they had me traveling around the world and hanging out with spies and world leaders. After all, no one figured a dog could eavesdrop. I proved to be one of their most valuable spies for a decade. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger. So, I decided to settle down. I got married and had a mess of puppies. Now I’m just retired.”
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
“Ten bucks,” the guy says.
“This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him for just ten dollars?”
“Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that stuff!”
Bullets are getting hard to find
Submitted
And now for a cartoon
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Uncle Jay Explains for May 4, 2009
Stop sending Uncle Jay the picture of the kid kissing the pig. Thanks. For more about how to protect yourself against whatever they’ve named the flu this week, do not watch TV or go on the internet. After all, Uncle Jay explains everything!