Show me a half-dozen Republican senators attending a birther movie premiere, and I’ll pretend to believe that Olbermann went to the Ivy League Cornell.
Tag: Humor
Uncle Explains for August 3, 2009
Synopsis: Happy Birthday Mr. President, even though you were really born on the International Space Station with the covert help of the people who shot JFK from the off-site branch of Area 51 beneath Loch Ness. Also, Cash for Clunkers becomes Crash for Flunkers. Uncle Jay explains!
How not to implode a Building
Ooops!
H/T to Viral Footage:
Uncle Jay Explains for July 27, 2009
This week: Attention! Health care reform bill to Emergency, STAT! Obama makes a casual comment about Barbarians at Henry Louis Gates, and suddenly all health breaks loose!

Cartoons of the Day

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The longest fifteen minutes of my life….
Without getting into a big amount of details. I was locked out of my own blog for 15 minutes. I have a wordpress Plug in that prevents unauthorized logins. and if you miss your password more than 3 times. The plug in locks you out.
Needless to say, that plug-in works very well!
Memo to self: Make sure you know the password, before you do something stupid, like try to login via a Blogging client.

William Shatner does Palin’s Speech
Not nearly as good as Jon Stewart, but it is funny in it’s own right.
John Stewart Goofs on Palin’s Resignation
Some might not like this, but I think it was great.
Video: “Obama in Mom Jeans”
This comes from my buddy Ed over at HotAir, the tune that Greg Morton is singing this to is Neil Diamond’s “Forever in Blue Jeans.” and Man is it ever funny:
Ouch!
Seen over at Naptunus Lex:
You just have to know that “smarted” (HillyBilly word for hurt like hades…) 😯 😮 :beatup:
Uncle Jay Explains for July 20, 2009
Synopsis: Sorry if this week’s news seems a little late. By about 40 years! Everybody kept talking about Walter Cronkite, plus the historic landing on the moon (wink wink). Maybe they’re just trying to get us ready for next month, when they won’t shut up about Woodstock.
RedState Update: Walter Cronkite Dead At 92
Jackie and Dunlap on Walter Cronkite’s death. Everybody loved Walter Cronkite! Or did they?
RedState Update on the Smoking Ban for U.S. Soldiers
Jackie and Dunlap imagine the reasons why a recent study suggested a smoking ban for all U.S. soldiers
A very funny news clip
This comes from my local news channel, WXYZ-TV.
They’re talking about the traffic situation that happened as a result of that terrible tanker crash and fire up in Hazel Park, Michigan.
The part in question starts at the 2:24 mark. The really funny stuff starts at the 3:21 Mark. 😆
Too Funny! 😀
The Obligatory “Fat Kid tries to do a stupid skate board trick and ends up doing a righteous face-plant” Posting
A bit of palate cleanser….. 😀 :rotfl: :laugh:
This is via Right Wing Video:
EMBED-Chubby Kid Teaches Skateboard Ollies – Watch more free videos
Oh yeah, He “Ollied” alright…. Ouch! 😯
Auto Tune the news?
Now this is FUNNY! :rotfl: :laugh:
Hell, I didn’t know them Republicans could sing like that. 😀
(H/T Freedom’s Phoenix)
Uncle Jay Explains for July 13, 2009
Yeah, I forgot him too…. 😀 😛 😉
Synopsis: Michael Jackson may be gone, but those unforgettable, familiar and spectacular lawsuits will be with us forever. Speaking of spectacles, here’s how to tell the Sotomayor hearings from the latest UFC match: there’s no theme music in the Senate. Uncle Jay explains what he can!
RedState Update on Sarah Palin’s Resignation and The G8 Summit; Plus, Cooking!
These ol’ Boys are putting out videos faster than I can keep up…
On Sarah Palin:
On Barack Obama going to the G8:
and finally….:
Slow down guys! Good Lord. I cannot keep up….
TOTUS goes to pieces………Literally
Ya know; I’ve heard of going to pieces on the job. But, this is a little ridiculous.
Jack Tapper reports:
ABC News’ Sunlen Miller and Jake Tapper report: If a teleprompter falls in the White House, does it make a sound?
Yes, especially when it’s the President’s teleprompter – or TOTUS as it is often referred to.
Midway through his speech on urban and metropolitan policy in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building this afternoon, one of his two small glass prompters came crashing down, hitting the wood floor and crashing in many pieces. It made quite a ruckus.
“Oh, goodness,” a startled President Obama said. “Sorry about that, guys.”
He then proceeded on with his remarks, “To pull our economy back from the brink, including the largest and most sweeping economic recovery plan in our nation’s history…”
For the rest of the speech the president relied on the one remaining teleprompter, to his right, and notes on his podium to finish his speech.
Shards of glass remained near the president’s feet for the duration of his speech.
Video:
Poor thing; must have gotten tired, with all the hard work in the White House. Either that or all of the Socialism had him depressed, and he just could not take it any longer.
Other Blogs covering this horrible tragedy:
- TOTUS 1…Shattered….Breaking Up is Hard to Do…. « Moderate in the Middle
- Ed Driscoll » A Day To Remember
- TOTUS has enough of POTUS – TOTUS takes a leap! | The Lonely Conservative
- RIP: TOTUS! The horror! The horror! The horror! – Smart Girl Nation
(H/T and Thanks to AllahPundit)
Obama Booty Call?
Drudge is teasing the hell out of this one:

Captions Please.
Oh, She’s 16 years old too…..
Update: Jack Moss over at Macsmind says “Heh, “Inner Bill Clinton”” – D’oh!
That’s so bad man….
Others: Daily Danet, HotAir, Ace of Spades and HyScience
Update: Turns out, Obama either has some awful bad timing or someone’s DAMN good with the Camera.
Video: Two for the Price of one – RedState Update and Cooking with jackie
Synopsis: Al Franken?! What has this country come to? Comedians should not be politicians, especially if they aren’t funny
Plus: Jackie and Mr. Slaw attempt to remember Michael Jackson.
Ooopsie!: In a slip of the tongue, Obama Demotes Russia’s Current President
This is kinda of funny….:
In a slip of the tongue, U.S. President Barack Obama described Prime Minister Vladimir Putin on Monday as president, echoing the widely held view that he remains Russia’s most powerful man.
Putin surrendered the presidency to protege Dmitry Medvedev last May to take the lesser post of prime minister, but most political analysts say Putin remains Russia’s ultimate decision maker.
The dual leadership has left foreign leaders to walk a difficult diplomatic tightrope. In line with protocol Obama met Medvedev ahead of talks with the lower ranking Putin.
At a news conference Obama gave a carefully worded reply about the effectiveness of the leadership tandem when a U.S. journalist bluntly asked “who is really in charge here in Russia?”
But minutes later, speaking about Medvedev’s objections to a controversial missile defense system planned for central Europe, Obama slipped:
“I suspect when I speak to President..eh.. Prime Minister Putin tomorrow, he will say the same thing.
via Obama trips up over Russian leadership tandem | Politics | Reuters.
The teleprompter must have been taking a nap. 😀
….and yes, I know all about the Bush screw ups. So, no need to remind me. 😛
