Tag: Humor
Heh: Sarah Palin does Conan O’Brian’s show, Schools Shatner
I will be very honest with you; I really do not care for Sarah Palin. That is because I believe personally that she embodies the rather idiotic lukewarm evangelical Christianity nonsense that I fled back in 2004, when I left the Pentecostal sect of Christianity, in favor of more traditional or some would say actual real Christianity. However, I will be brutally honest with you; she totally owned this little piece right here. However, I will say that the fan boy comments over at HotAir.com were a bit much — Having said that, she did very well here in this video. Some people forget, she did have experience as a Sportscaster at a TV Station in Alaska. Therefore, she is no stranger to Teleprompters and she is actually good at it.
Again, I must hand it to the gal — She did really well here.
Here is the video: (Thanks to R.S. McCain)
SNL mocks Obama, Biden, Salahis and Secret Service
Believe you me; this is more than deserved.
They did forget Desiree Rogers though.
(H/T Gateway Pundit)
A very funny one by Sarah Palin
As you all know; I do not much care for Sarah Palin at all. For very obvious reasons. However, I found this little crack here to be absolutely hilarious!
Staying with the book theme, she joked that “If the election had turned out differently, I could be the one overseeing the signing of bailout checks, and Vice President Biden could be on the road selling his book, “Going Rogaine.”
HEH! Now that is funny. 😆
Sarah Palin might not be much of national politician, but she does have a good sense of humor. 😛
Global Warming hack shows his class
I was not going to bother writing about this, because I felt it to be a bit petty. Nevertheless, it does warrant showing just how liberals act, when challenged with facts that prove that their science is truly bogus and quite politically motivated. Again, this is just more the fascist mentality that shines through, when these leftists are confronted with reality.
This video is in two parts; I will be presenting both, so that you can watch the entire thing from beginning to end.
Enjoy…
Go to Gropenhagen Conference, get free twat!
Catchy title eh? 😛
Copenhagen’s city council in conjunction with Lord Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards out to 160 Copenhagen hotels urging COP15 guests and delegates to “be sustainable – don’t buy sex”.“Dear hotel owner, we would like to urge you not to arrange contacts between hotel guests and prostitutes,” the approach to hotels says.
Now, Copenhagen prostitutes are up in arms, saying that the council has no business meddling in their affairs. They have now offered free sex to anyone who can produce one of the offending postcards and their COP15 identity card, according to the Web site avisen.dk.
But of course, the hoes are having none of that:
“This is sheer discrimination. Ritt Bjerregaard is abusing her position as Lord Mayor in using her power to prevent us carrying out our perfectly legal job. I don’t understand how she can be allowed to contact people in this way,” SIO Spokeswoman Susanne Møller tells avisen.dk.
Møller adds that it is reprehensible and unfair that Copenhagen politicians have chosen to use the UN Climate Summit as a platform for a hetz against sex workers.
“But they’ve done it and we have to defend ourselves,” Møller says.
I’d be willing to bet that Al Gore is now wishing that he went to this little, um, ahem, Hoe Down! Besides, what else would you do that? Watch Porn Movies or something? (Oh, I know the hits are going come now!)
Other Sex fiends covering this rather X-Rated story: Watts Up With That?, The Jawa Report, Hot Air, Townhall.com and American Power
John Stewart mocks Obama’s speech
As much as I hate to admit it. John is kind of right here. (H/T American Glob)
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Exit Question #1: Is this the beginning of the left’s mocking of Obama?
Exit Question #2: Anyone else, besides me hear that dude with the silly laugh? He stuck out, I’m sure you did.
Keith Olbermann makes a funny at O’Reilly’s expense
….and for a change, it is quite deserved:
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Gobbledygook?
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Chris Matthews opens mouth, inserts foot
This comes via Ace and AllahPundit:
Far be it for me to criticize the man for opening his mouth and inserting his rather large foot into it. I am good at doing this same very thing myself. If you do not believe me, just look around a little. Seriously though; Matthews is old, I also give someone older them the benefit of the doubt. Besides, Chris is harmless; whereas Olbermann is a dedicated leftist, Matthews is simple a left of center Bill O’Reilly.
I figure by tomorrow night Matthews will be apologizing.
Cartoon: There’s GOLD in them thar Hills!
Considering all the news here as of late about the price of Gold. I thought this cartoon would be more than appropriate.
For what it is worth, this cartoon was originally released on February 25, 1939.
Sorry, I had to say this…
Heh….
Welcome to Israel, where men and men and women are, um, beautifully lethal.
via Big Hollywood » Blog Archive » One Shot. One Kill. One Beautiful Sharpshooter.
Yeah, sure, if you’re into chicks with hairy armpits. 😛
Just sayin’
I’ll take my women white, thanks.
The Sunday Evening Round Up
Because I am not particularly in the mood to write a bunch of articles today, I will give the round up in what is happening in the political blogosphere.
Global Warming E-Mail-Gate Continues —— Christopher Booker at the telegraph thinks that this is the worst scandal to hit the global warming community in a long time. My personal feelings about global warming are this; the science is incomplete. Another problem with the entire global warming issue is this; it became a partisan issue, with one side having one set of data and other another set. This, I believe contributed to the problems with researching the subject. Once political agendas were introduced, the entire subject became muddled. This is why I firmly believe that partisan politics should be removed from the discussion and leave the science to the science folk. You can read the round up on this subject by clicking here.
The Swiss vote to ban any further building of minarets. — The first thing I thought when I saw this was; “What the heck is a minaret?” According to Wikipedia, a minaret is a structure for a Mosque. Naturally, this is causing quite a stir in Switzerland. You can read the roundup here.
Thomas Freidman says that the Shooting at Fort Dix was a result of Muslims being paranoid about Americans. —– Sorry folks, they do not get any more stupid than Friedman or hypocritical either. Friedman is nothing more than a Liberal Apologist for Muslim Terrorists, plain and simple. I am not the only one giving Friedman royal sand about this, read the roundup.
The New York Times, the most liberal print paper in America, writes a story that claims that Bush let Osama Bin Laden escape capture. Liberals and Democrats have LONG believed this, for years. (I know, I was one of them….) Why is this even being printed? Oh, I know why! Because Osama Obama’s poll numbers are dropping and his various so-called “solutions” to save America’s economy, which Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter royally screwed up — have failed. Therefore, the Liberals are trying to find an excuse to blame Bush for something. It is the classical distraction from the real issues at hand; Works every time, for most people. For the round up of reactions to the story, click here.
Here we have another story from the New York Times about high use of food stamps in America. My Friend Steven Glibert over at Sweetness and Light comments:
Somehow just about every person (except family, in a line for clothing) is white. Despite the article’s own (albeit buried) claim that “food stamps feed one in three blacks.”
But of course the real purpose of this article is to encourage more people to go on the dole.
The New York Times wants us to be a nation of layabouts who are completely dependent upon the government.
They know that is the fastest way to the socialist dictatorship they crave so badly.
Steve is a harsh man, but quite the truthful one.
The latest about Tiger Woods is not much at all. He is not saying much at all. The rumors of Martial infidelity and possibly masturbation while driving appear to be unfounded. — The reactions to this most interesting story can be found here.
The woman who is running for Fat Ted’s old senate seat is against sending more troops in to Afghanistan. Are you surprised? I thought not. — Read the Reactions here.
Not a big shock, but Iran plans to build more Nuke Factories. Obama wants to invite the bastard to a beer party or so I am told. — Read the reactions here.
That will do it for the news round up for this Sunday. I will see you all tomorrow for more blogging, snark and the occasional funny! See you then!
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Mammograms:
9/11 trial in NY:
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Holiday Shopping:
…This one is Sooooooo totally me…:
Palin’s Book Tour:
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I must confess, this one has a very valid point….just saying:
Christmas Credit Crunch:
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Hell Hath No Fury
Of that of a Angry Woman with a golf club in her hand…. or something like that.
Via TMZ.COM:
Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol — that should happen this afternoon. But we’re told Tiger had a conversation Friday — with a non-law enforcement type — detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.
We’re told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We’re told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV — but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.
Tiger WoodsWe’re told Woods became “distracted,” thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.
We’re also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.
So, that no one gets confused here….here are the players:
Tiger Wood's Wife - Erin Nordegren
and….
Rachel Uchitel - The Other Woman
😯 Man, How come I cannot have problems like that? 😛
But seriously, poor guy, I hope tiger makes a good recovery and is able to get his personal…ahem…affairs straightened out.
…and now for the politically incorrect line of the day!
Heck, I’d just invite them all over for a three way and call it even. Oh, I’m so bad! 😉 😛 😀 😆
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Oh.My.Lordy: Kick a Jew Day?
Not to rip off AllahPundit or anything, but… Good Lord.
The Video:
The Story – click here to read it.
No, I am not going to blame Charles Johnson for this! Nor am I going to blame Robert Stacy McCain for it either! (Unless he really wants me to; I can be accommodating when I want to be, but I digress.)
Nor I am I going to offer to kick Debbie Schlussel or Pamela Geller in the derriere, unless they ask me to nicely. But what I wouldn’t give to see Pamela Geller in a G-String Bikini! Woo Hoo! 😉 😛 😀
Video: The Muppets do queen
Now this is funny!
AllahPundit snarks:
Bottom line, someone’s tripping balls here. I hope it’s not me!
It’s better then tripping over your own balls or even worse — someone else’s. Ba-dump-da-bump Ching! Oh I know, bad joke. But hey, I never said I was Bill Cosby. 😉 😛 😀
Allah Also thinks that Animal was the star of the show; true he was funny, but I liked the Swedish chief’s line of “Verner Nee Hee Verner Nee Hee” instead of “Oh mama mia, mama mia”; that caused me to bust out laughing. 😆
Exit question: Are the people at HotAir aware that Jim Henson was, most likely — unless I am very, very, wrong —- a liberal? 😯
Oh.My.Gawd: Katie Couric gets her sex dance on
….and Photographed while doing it…. 😯
When CBS News anchor Katie Couric isn’t asking Sarah Palin gotcha questions, she’s doin’ Da Butt, or the Lambada, or whatever white ladies do when the Black Eyed Peas are on the sound system. More unbelievable images after the jump.
UPDATE: We’ve learned that these are from the after-party celebrating Couric’s debut as anchor of the CBS Evening News. Oh, lord.
A tipster sent us these photos after finding them in a Facebook photo album called “Four Martini Mimimum” and says they were shot in 2006. We’ve asked CBS News for information about where, when, and why they were taken—we think it’s a toss-up between wedding and bar mitzvah. Or maybe a birthday party? Whatever the event: Katie Couric, you now have a standing invitation to any Gawker Media party.
via Katie Couric’s Forbidden Dance of Gin – Gawker.
When CBS News anchor Katie Couric isn’t asking Sarah Palin gotcha questions, she’s doin’ Da Butt, or the Lambada, or whatever white ladies do when the Black Eyed Peas are on the sound system. More unbelievable images after the jump.Wow. Where do I even start? Being that I am the guy that I am. I will simply say this; if Couric is as good in bed, as she is on the dance floor —- I’d say she’s got quite quite the, um, Talent. More pics at the link above. I hate to be the one to say it about Couric. But she is not half bad looking.
Is Andrew Sullivan an Anti-Semite?
It’s interesting question and it is answered here.
Sullivan is however, a rather large ugly gay man, who has, I am told, a fondness for Keith Olbermann. IYKWIMAITYD!
Cartoons of the Day
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Margaret and Helen’s Thanksgiving Letter to the Family 2009
A very funny posting, by two of the funniest ladies in Blogging. I don’t care of they are liberals. The writing is just absolutely hilarious. Check out their blog too; it’s a great read.
Dear Family,
This year I am thankful to have you as my family rather than a normal American family. I say that because Sarah Palin is fond of talking about her family being a normal American family.
Last time I checked everyone in my family knows where Africa is on a globe. Everyone goes to college after high school. We’ve had no teen pregnancies as of yet and no one has appeared in Playgirl. If the Palins are a normal American family, I guess my bunch of anti-American socialists are fine by me.
But we have our own issues. For instance, some of us are Aggies and others are Longhorns. Which makes for interesting choices for some of you. If a football game is more important than Thanksgiving, then consider this my last will and testament: When I die, it’s all going to charity.
Thanksgiving dinner will be moved to Friday after all of you have returned from your important tailgating party. And now that I have made that little sacrifice, I am sure you will all work extra hard to comply with a few rules.
1. Cloe. I am begging you honey. None of that Jello crap. No one eats it and the garbage stinks for a week after I throw it out. You and Jello are like Palin and McCain. How many times before you learn no one wants seconds much less firsts.
2. Jennifer. Your children are cute. We all can agree on that. Your husband’s video camera capturing every runny nose and bowel movement– not so much. Keep this up honey and you’ll have one posing for Playgirl before you know it. It’s just not natural to be that comfortable in front of a camera. Ten minutes of video when you first arrive and then the camera goes back into the camera bag.
3. Trudy. If your brother and sister want to come, they can be on time like everyone else. If they are late again this year, they can eat what the dogs don’t finish.
4. Rhonda. It’s my oven and once again I’ll be using it right up until mealtime. If you can’t bring something that doesn’t require heating, then don’t bring anything at all.
5. Mary. Your kid’s dirty shoes and my clean sofa have never met. Let’s keep it that way.
6. If you are a meat-eater, try a vegetable for your health. If you are a vegetarian, try the stuffing for the bacon. Either way, you’ll be cured of what ails you.
7. If I see one grandchild doing that texting stuff, there will be no pie for dessert. If I see one parent checking email… scratch that – new rule. Leave your cell phone in your car. They used to be called mobile phones for a reason. Now-a-days the only thing mobile about your phone is your thumbs. Trust me. Skinny thumbs and a fat ass are not a good look.
8. Jonathan. How a Republican ended up in this family is beyond me, but we love you all the same. That said, Reagan is dead darling. Get over it.
9. I cooked the meal. Your grandfather paid for it. You can clean the kitchen and we’ll call it even.
10. Honestly, if you insist on bringing anything, bring some butter. I go through about 20 sticks to get this meal on the table and I might as well start stocking up for Christmas now.
11. Marshall. I am sure you believe that your children sing beautifully. Don’t put me in a situation where I have to make you question your beliefs.
12. Grandpa Harold says if the Longhorns win, the bar is open. If they lose, the party is BYOB.
via Thanksgiving Letter to the Family 2009 « Margaret and Helen.
Now that is some seriously funny stuff; no matter what your politics are. 😀
Lou Dobbs on the Daily Show
I’m shocked that AllahPundit did not cover this. But anyhow, here’s the three part interview of Lou Dobbs over at the Daily Show. (Content Warning: Language!)
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Media Matters to Newsweek: Hey, Stop with the sexist articles on Sarah Palin
I do believe that there is a blizzard in hell right about now.
Ho-ly Tol-freakin-ledo! 😯
There are a lot of legitimate reasons to criticize Sarah Palin, her new book, and her policies, but you don’t have to stoop to sexism to do it. Newsweek’s November 23 issue, however, does just that by publishing on its cover a photo of Palin in short running shorts and a fitted top, leaning against the American flag. Making matters worse is the equally offensive headline Newsweek editors chose to run alongside the photo — “How Do You Solve a Problem like Sarah?” — presumably a reference to the Sound of Music song, “Maria,” in which nuns fret about “how” to “solve a problem like Maria,” a “girl” who “climbs trees” and whose “dress has a tear.”
Where did I happen to read this? ——- Media Research Center? NewsBusters? Michelle Malkin? Nope! Try Media Matters for America. 😮
I was out earlier; I didn’t notice a full moon anywhere. Planet’s aligned? Something got into Julie’s water? Something got into my water? (!)
Another Black Conservative agrees with me; that hell is definitely frozen solid.
Even Shakesville isn’t happy about it. That’s it; I’m going to check to make sure that little green aliens haven’t landed and warped the Blogosphere into some odd parallel universe….or something.