Seriously. I got the e-mail today.
Britney Spears (britneyspears) is now following your updates on Twitter.
A little information about Britney Spears:
2508483 followers
177 updates
following 400616 people
Good Lord. What have I done to deserve such an…ahem… Honor?
Wait a minute. Brit-Brit a Republican or a Conservative? Nah… She couldn’t be.
….or Could she? 😯
Exit Statement: No, I am not seeking Amy.