That my friends is Debbee Keller. The Hill has more:
Age: 24
Hometown: Georgetown, Texas
Political party: Republican
Relationship status: SingleDebbee Keller could be right out of the movie “Varsity Blues.” She has brown hair that falls just below her shoulders and brown eyes to match; she dresses stylishly but would rather have a meal with her family than go shopping; and she won her hometown beauty contest at the age of 17.
As it happens, her hometown of Georgetown, Texas, was where “Varsity Blues” was filmed.
“We’re just a small town, where high school football is life,” says Keller, the press secretary for Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.). “On a Friday night, if you drive a block away [from the high school] it would be dead, but the stadium was packed with everyone in town.”
Keller recently became a Washington Nationals baseball fan and liked to point out that, as of her interview with The Hill, the team hadn’t lost a game since she started cheering for them.
“I attribute a lot of their losses to the fact that when you go to a home game everyone’s rooting for the visiting team, so I’m going to turn that around,” Keller says. “I never cared about baseball before, but I have compassion for the Nats.”
Keller also volunteers through her church. Once a month she helps elderly people in Washington’s Anacostia neighborhood with work on their houses and yards.
One recent weekend she was in charge of stripping paint from the side of a house using a power-washer.
“I recently discovered that I’m very good with a power-washer,” Keller says. “I ended up getting soaking wet. But it was worth it, just to know you’re helping someone.”
I got one thing to say about Miss. Keller —- Oh.My.Goodness. As the legendary Jackie Gleason put it once, “Humna Humna Humna…..”
Powerwasher, getting all wet. Her in a Bikini. Oh Yeah, I could handle that. All day long.
Now if you’ll pardon me, I need to take a cold shower.
