Humor: Ring any bells?

Truths For Mature Humans

1. I think part of a best friend’s  job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that  moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

3. I totally take back all those  times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm  font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to  fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really  necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start  their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more  interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can’t remember the last time I  wasn’t at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will  strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t  going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore  whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.

13. I’m always slightly terrified  when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my  ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people’s phone  numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a  light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I  would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with  Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an  "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering  the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate  to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie  when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at  the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets  dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I’ll look down at my  watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions  people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find  and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes  closed, first time, every time!

24. The first testicular guard, the  "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used  in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their  brain is also important. (Ladies…..Quit Laughing.)

Sarah Palin is scared of bears

No, I do not mean Andrew Sullivan…. 😯

What? Why are you looking at me like that for? šŸ˜‰ šŸ˜›

If she is scared of bears, how will she run Washington D.C. and control Democrats?

Memo to Sarah Palin: Go home, please! No one cares about you and that train wreck family anymore! šŸ™„

If she is not a textbook example of what White Trash is, I don’t know what is… Sorry, I cannot stand her at all.

(H/T HotAir.com)

Cartoons of the Day

Chili Reception?

Do not pass Go, do not collect $200 UNLESS I SAY SO

The managing editor of Townhall Magazine called Diversity Lane “very, very well done.”Ā  And Michigan Review described it as “laugh out loud funny.”Ā  Why not make this the day you discover the best in conservative comedy today at Diversity Lane?
For more fun visitĀ the website/blog at www.diversitylane.com or go directly to the blog at www.diversitylane.wordpress.com.

Giggle of the Day

Today’s giggle comes from the Texas CHL Forum:

This week we had our tables out 9AM-5PM each day. We recruited over 100 new members (now we have about 1,389 members), sold 110 shirts total, and even converted a few anti’s. We also had our monthly meeting this week with Mr. Wisdom from Texas Law Shield as our guest speaker. All in all, it was a good week with little opposition. We did have an incident of someone tearing down our fliers and lighting them on fire in one of the buildings, but they were luckily arrested for attempted arson.

Say Uncle, who is a most awesome Gun Blogger; snarks:

They don’t trust you with guns. I mean, look what you can do with matches.

Indeed. Nothing says, “I hate guns and love peace” more than ripping down signs and setting them on fire. šŸ˜† šŸ˜›

Cartoon of the Day

Keen on Keown

The managing editor of Townhall Magazine called Diversity Lane “very, very well done.”Ā  And Michigan Review described it as “laugh out loud funny.”Ā  Why not make this the day you discover the best in conservative comedy today at Diversity Lane?

For more fun visitĀ the website/blog at www.diversitylane.com or go directly to the blog at www.diversitylane.wordpress.com.

Cartoon of the Day

All the News That's Fit to Slant?

The managing editor of Townhall Magazine called Diversity Lane “very, very well done.”Ā  And Michigan Review described it as “laugh out loud funny.”Ā  Why not make this the day you discover the best in conservative comedy today at Diversity Lane?

For more fun visitĀ the website/blog at www.diversitylane.com or go directly to the blog at www.diversitylane.wordpress.com.

Cartoon of the Day

Environmendacity?

The managing editor of Townhall Magazine called Diversity Lane “very, very well done.”Ā  And Michigan Review described it as “laugh out loud funny.”Ā  Why not make this the day you discover the best in conservative comedy today at Diversity Lane?

For more fun visitĀ the website/blog at www.diversitylane.com or go directly to the blog at www.diversitylane.wordpress.com.

I have heard of the crazies running the asylum, but this?

heh…:

DOVER, Del. (AP) — The head of the agency charged with enforcing Delaware’s alcohol laws has resigned after being arrested for drunken driving.

Siobahn Sullivan submitted her resignation letter to Secretary of Safety and Homeland Security Lewis Schiliro on Friday, saying she was resigning effective immediately as director of the Division of Alcohol and Tobacco Enforcement.

Sullivan was stopped for speeding early Thursday on Route 1 near Lewes and subsequently charged with drunken driving. The 45-year-old Sullivan was released pending arraignment, which is scheduled for Oct. 22., and had been placed on administrative leave with pay.

via Del. Alcohol Enforcement Chief Resigns After DUIĀ Arrest Ā« CBS Philly

Would this be considered as “The drunks running the AA meeting?”

Just a thought. šŸ˜›

Siobahn Sullivan: My name is (hic) Siobahn and I am the drunk enforcer

Man: No kidding, you just about hit that truck back there!

So funny.

Video: Jon Stewart on Rick Sanchez’s firing

I have to hand it to Stewart; he handled this very well and he said basically the same thing that I did. Which was, for those who are too damned lazy to click a link —- that Rick Sanchez was on the way out anyway, and knew it and thought he would take a nice shot at Stewart to ensure his departure. Here is the really funny part, the right’s useful idiot Atheist; no, not AllahPundit — wants Sanchez brought back and in the process of the article takes a rather gratuitous swipe at Israel. Good Job Hitchens, nothing like pissing off your readers before assuming room temperature. šŸ™„

Anyhow, here’s the video; if anything, it’s worth a decent laugh or two at the expense of a rather moronic unemployed person.

Hey….wait a minute! 😯

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Hurty Sanchez
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Video: More Scenes from the One Nation Rally

This comes via Reason.TV:

This first one is tame and a little funny to watch:

My favorite line is from…. Al Sharpton.

Nick G from Reason: How do you keep off the weight?

Sharpton: The Recession

Now that is funny! šŸ˜†

The second one is a little more harsh on the language, so your obligatory prissy britches, Polly pure-bright warning here:

Never a dull moment with them libbers! šŸ˜€

Video: One Nation March in Washington D.C.

This has been making the rounds on Twitter and here it is:

Music: The Red Army Choir – Russian National Anthem

The Blogger Roundup Here.

UPDATED: Hope and Change: Mickey D’s to drop insurance

More of that Hope and Change in progress…..

Via the WSJ:

McDonald’s Corp. has warned federal regulators that it could drop its health insurance plan for nearly 30,000 hourly restaurant workers unless regulators waive a new requirement of the U.S. health overhaul.

McDonald’s warned federal regulators that it could drop its health insurance plan for nearly 30,000 workers unless regulators waive a new requirement of the U.S. health overhaul. Janet Adamy discusses. Also, Neal Lipschutz discusses the exit plan that the U.S. has agreed on to exit the governments interest in AIG.

The move is one of the clearest indications that new rules may disrupt workers’ health plans as the law ripples through the real world.

Trade groups representing restaurants and retailers say low-wage employers might halt their coverage if the government doesn’t loosen a requirement for “mini-med” plans, which offer limited benefits to some 1.4 million Americans.

The requirement concerns the percentage of premiums that must be spent on benefits.

While many restaurants don’t offer health coverage, McDonald’s provides mini-med plans for workers at 10,500 U.S. locations, most of them franchised. A single worker can pay $14 a week for a plan that caps annual benefits at $2,000, or about $32 a week to get coverage up to $10,000 a year.

Last week, a senior McDonald’s official informed the Department of Health and Human Services that the restaurant chain’s insurer won’t meet a 2011 requirement to spend at least 80% to 85% of its premium revenue on medical care.

McDonald’s and trade groups say the percentage, called a medical loss ratio, is unrealistic for mini-med plans because of high administrative costs owing to frequent worker turnover, combined with relatively low spending on claims.

Democrats who drafted the health law wanted the requirement to prevent insurers from spending too much on executive salaries, marketing and other costs that they said don’t directly help patients.

McDonald’s move is the latest indication of possible unintended consequences from the health overhaul. Dozens of companies have taken charges against earnings—totaling more than $1 billion—over a tax change in prescription-drug benefits for retirees.

More recently, insurers have proposed a round of double-digit premium increases and said new coverage mandates in the law are partly to blame. HHS has criticized the proposed increases as unwarranted.

Democrats, looking toward midterm elections in which the health overhaul is an issue, say it already has stopped insurance practices they call abusive, has given rebates to seniors with high out-of-pocket prescription costs and has allowed parents to keep children on their insurance plans until they turn 26.

McDonald’s, in a memo to federal officials, said “it would be economically prohibitive for our carrier to continue offering” the mini-med plan unless it got an exemption from the requirement to spend 80% to 85% of premiums on benefits. Officials said McDonald’s would probably have to hit the 85% figure, which applies to larger group plans. Its insurer, BCS Insurance Group of Oak Brook Terrace, Ill., declined to comment.

McDonald’s didn’t disclose what the plan’s current medical loss ratio was.

The issue of limited-benefit plans has also hit colleges, which face the same 80-to-85% requirement beginning next year.

“Having to drop our current mini-med offering would represent a huge disruption to our 29,500 participants,” said McDonald’s memo, which was reviewed by The Wall Street Journal. “It would deny our people this current benefit that positively impacts their lives and protects their health—and would leave many without an affordable, comparably designed alternative until 2014.”

Sorry, I have zero pity for them at all. These McDonald’s employees were stupid enough to vote for Obama, they should just take what comes to them and shut the hell up. I mean, they knew this man was a Democrat and they knew he was going to do all of this; so, I really do not believe that they have the right to gripe. Now, McDonald’s is going to have take their insurance; because of a stupid, misguided, moronic healthcare bill; that me and every other Conservative blogger out there warned them about. But did the liberals or the American people listen? No. So, I say — FUCK ‘EM! Let them go without insurance! Serves them right for voting for a “Magic Negro” Marxist.

Not like that these people really serve any real purpose anyhow. McDonald’s food is bad for you, and most of it tastes like shit anyhow; not to mention the people that work there. They are in that, what I like to call 15% category — they are the leeches of America. So, if they died off, it would be a savings to America anyhow. So, who cares if they have insurance. We real Americans would have to pay for it anyhow. So, fuck ’em, let ’em die off. No big loss anyhow.

Countdown to being called a racist, a hater, and more in 5…..4…..3…..2…….

Others: protein wisdom,Ā  Right Wing News, Outside the Beltway, American Power, Betsy’s Page, Power Line and GayPatriot, All American Blogger

Update: McDonald’s Denies the Story, of course…:

Video: (via the right scoop)

The Right Scoop Says:

My guess is that they are trying to avoid the public demonization that would likely come from this administration and this Congress – ya know, those greedy white fatcats stuffing their pockets at the oppression and exploitation of their employees. Yeah that demonization.

Plus, it sounds like they aren’t ready to announce this, and want to avoid the internal implications this could have on employees. Either way, the medical loss ratio is what it is, thanks to ObamaCare, and I wonder how long these insurance companies will be able to stay afloat. Hopefully, long enough for us to regain control and roll this disaster of a health plan back.

Sounds about right to me. Looks like this might be a very interesting story developing here. I will be following it.

Sweet: Political Byline finally makes a list of Conservative Bloggers

Check it out:

100 Excellent Conservative Blogs You Should Be Reading over at Masters In Education.

About this site Michael Erins writes:

27. Political Byline: This blog is packed with enough videos and pictures to keep anyone’s attention.

I like to think that we’re more than just a video site. But, I will take any sort of good press that I can get; especially seeing the bad press as of late. šŸ˜€

So, Um, I am just stoked that we got mentioned somewhere. šŸ˜€

Not that it is a big surprise, but Fox News is murdering MSNBC in ratings

I happen to know why too… but first:

Via Politico:

More people are getting their news about the upcoming election from cable television than any other source, and from Fox News more than any other cable channel, according to a POLITICO/George Washington University Battleground Poll released Monday.

The poll found that 81 percent of those polled get their news about the midterm elections from cable channels, like Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, or their websites, compared with 71 percent from national network news channels, such as ABC, NBC or CBS, and their websites.

Among cable news channels, Fox was the clear winner, with 42 percent of respondents saying it is their main source, compared with 30 percent who cited CNN and 12 percent who rely on MSNBC.

The results show the growing influence that 24-hour cable news has on shaping the political consciousness, despite the fact that network newscasts still draw many multiples of the number of viewers of even the highest-rated cable news shows.

ā€œBecause people can tune into cable at any time of day, I think the cumulative audience is probably larger than the cumulative audience for the three network news shows,ā€ said Chris Arterton, dean of the George Washington University’s Graduate School of Political Management.

The real funny part about this, is the following:

Fox’s opinionated personalities were also rated as having the greatest positive impact on the political debate in the country. Bill O’Reilly was rated as having, by far, the greatest positive impact, with 49 percent of respondents rating him positively, and 32 percent negatively.

Glenn Beck was the second most-positively rated personality, with 38 percent of respondents saying he had a positive impact, and 32 percent saying he had a negative impact.

Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh was the third-most-positively ranked, with 36 percent saying he has a positive impact on the discourse, but his negatives far outweighed his positives, with 52 percent saying he has a negative impact.

ā€œTo some extent, Limbaugh has become almost a caricature in a way, so I don’t know how much influence he has beyond entertainment value,ā€ Arteron said. ā€œWhereas, in some way, the other people on Fox are seen as more legitimate news operations.ā€

MSNBC’s personalities were largely ranked as unknown by respondents: 70 percent said they had never heard of Ed Schultz, 55 percent said they had never heard of Rachel Maddow and 42 percent said they had never heard of Keith Olbermann.

The reason?

So True....

(Borrowed from Weasel Zippers)

There is a personal angle to this story and I am going to share it with you.Ā  During the 1990’s, I was a watcher of CNN, mainly because that was about the only cable news outlet out there at the time.Ā  Please keep in mind that back on those days, I was very unaware or unconcerned about media bias.Ā  I always knew that the media, which I referred to, at the time, as the ā€œsecular mediaā€; always had a bias against Christianity, Christians and the Church World as a whole.

However, I really do not know when it started really, most likely, after the election of George W. Bush; but it seemed like the bias and antagonistic mentality towards Christians, Christianity, and the Church World began to come to a feverish pitch around 2006 or so.Ā  At least, that is when I began to notice it with any somewhat real cognizant effort. Ā Ā The straw that broke the camel’s back, so to speak, is when CNN did a special called ā€œWhat is a Christian?ā€Ā  Which I felt was a purposeful attack on Christianity in general.Ā  However, when they did a special on Muslims, it was titled ā€œGod’s Warriors.ā€Ā  That is when I decided that CNN had ā€œCrossed the Rubiconā€ in my book. Ā So, I switched to MSNBC.Ā  I knew that MSNBC would be a bit like CNN, but they had tucker Carlson on there.Ā  Therefore, that would balance it out.Ā  I remembered tucker from the CNN days —- I also remember him being a bit of an asshole as well. I knew about his background, which admittedly made me cringe a bit. However, when I began watch his show, I found that I actually began agreeing with what he was saying. Ā I should also point out, that this was around the time, that I began blogging.Ā  I was inspired, mainly by Lou Dobbs and with an utter frustration with what the Bush Administration was doing in Iraq.

However, things over at MSNBC began to change; first off, Tucker’s show was cancelled, that just flat out angered me.Ā  I thought Tucker’s show balanced out the other opinions, like Olbermann. Then the jockeying of talent around, all of whom had one thing in common — They were all liberal.Ā  That bothered me a bit. Therefore, I did what any sane, reasoned person would do.Ā  I began to watch Fox News — in a very limited fashion at first.Ā  I would watch Keith Obermann’s show at eight o’clock and then I would catch the repeat of Bill O’Reilly’s show at Eleven o’clock.

I should also mention that around this time, is when I began to see the writing on wall, so to speak, in the Democratic Party.Ā  The Party that once stood for middle class people and people like me, who were held back, due to personal circumstances, was becoming the party of identity politics. I also began to see that the Democratic Party was much biased and geared against middle class and above white people —- like me. Ā Yes, I am aware, that identity politics and gender entitlement always was a faction within the Democratic Party.Ā  However, until the 2007 Primary, I do not believe that it was the ā€œmainstayā€ of that party. Ā In 2007, that all changed, with the battle between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama; it was the blacks against the feminists and that was when I decided that enough was enough.Ā  Also around this time, my blog was hacked and I had to start over from scratch and I decided that cheering for the left; even though I was a left-of-center and not really ever a fully-fledged Democrat — was an exercise in abject folly.Ā  Therefore, I began blogging from an Independent standpoint and as time went on, I found myself agreeing more and more with the right on most, if not all issues.

Now there are some issues that I am in disagreement with, however, they are nothing worth totally separating me from the right.Ā  Most of them are on the framing of arguments against the left.Ā  Example: Socialism and Unions —- I believe it to be a credible argument to say that socialism has contributed to the downfall of Michigan and the Detroit area.Ā  Further, I believe it to be a legitimate argument to say that the Unions have added to the cost of vehicles offered by the auto companies. Ā The problem is that the right needs to work on the polish and verbiage of those legitimate arguments.Ā  Casting unions in the light of some covert Communist operation does nothing but make the right look like total buffoons.

Finally, my viewing of MSNBC finally stopped, after a woman by the name of Janeane Garofalo took to the airwaves on MSNBC and declared on Keith Olbermann’s show that the Tea Party movement was nothing more than a bunch of racist white people and racist rednecks. Ā It was at that point, when I decided, that Keith Olbermann and his show were not something that I felt that I needed to watch any longer.Ā  I am sorry, but when you use your show and one of your guests as a proxy to insult a particular ethnic group of people — especially one that I happen to be involved in — you are practicing the politics of exclusion; and that is, I am afraid, not something that I can and will ever support.Ā  The Bush Administration tried this back in 2003, during the run up to and after the start of the Iraq War.Ā  Those that were opposed to the war in Iraq were labeled by the Bush Administration and its supporters as Anti-American. Ā Conversely, it is believed by some, that certain persons within the Bush Administration purposely derailed the career of a covert C.I.A. agent of whom husband did criticize the decision to go to war.

This all again, is the practice of derisive politics, something I thought that the left detested; however, it seems that the left engaged in the same sorts of folly themselves — Not only in just the general politics itself, but also in the media coverage — but also in the actually reporting of news as well.Ā  I remember well how Keith Olbermann and many of his fellow liberals liked and still do like to blast Fox News for allow opinion to seep into the normal news programs in the morning.Ā  However, I have watched MSNBC, and have seen liberal bias in the morning news reporting there as well.Ā  Therefore, to this writer, that nullifies any argument that the left has against Fox News or any other sort of Conservative outlet.Ā  I mean, it only makes sense that you cannot criticize someone for doing something that you do yourself.Ā  Then again, common sense does not seem to be in great abundance in liberal Democrat circles these days. Ā Just look at whom the Democratic Party installed as President — that ought to speak volumes as to the condition of liberalism, and the Democratic Party in general in this modern day and age. Ā I mean a perfect example of the elite liberal establishment can be seen, when Bill Maher calls those who do not want the nationalized heathcare, as stupid. Ā This is the attitude of the liberal populace and establishment as a whole; that most Americans are uneducated stupid people, who must have the enlightened ones makes the decisions, because most Americans are too stupid to know what it good for them — that is essentially liberalism distilled to its basic parts.Ā  This is why I sided against them.Ā  They do not trust people like me, to be able to make our own decisions. Ā Further, they wish to quell my free will, which is given to me, by God himself, to accept or reject what it is that they wish to foist upon me.

In closing of this rather long article — I am quite the windbag, when I want to be — the reason for these dismal ratings for MSNBC is that that network has and is continuing to engage in intellectual dishonesty. Ā This began right after the election of President Barack Obama.Ā  This should be proof that you just cannot propagandize the American people — not for very long anyhow.Ā  Americans are just smarter than the liberal elite and some elite among the Conservative establishment, give them credit for being.Ā  Americans just have that uncanny ability to know when they are being sold a line of tripe.

This friends, is what makes us a great Nation and for this, I am eternally grateful.

Ooops

Ouch….

The multi-millionaire owner of the Segway company died in a freak accident yesterday when he rode one of the high-tech two-wheel machines off a cliff and into a river.

Former miner Jimi Heselden, 62, plunged into the River Wharfe while riding around his West Yorkshire estate in Boston Spa on a rugged country version of the Segway.

He bought the firm last December and was using one of the machines – which use gyroscopes to remain upright and are controlled by the direction in which the rider leans – to inspect the grounds of his property.

via Segway owner Jimi Heselden dies after riding one of his machines off cliff | Mail Online.

Do I dare do this? Yeah, sure, why not….:

After all, I am a villain and a pariah you know. I have a reputation to keep up.

Serves the bastard right for driving too close to the edge.

Bill Maher gets schooled on what a libertarian really is

Nothing like watching a self absorbed douche bag getting schooled by another self absorbed douche bag.

Via the Busters:

Transcript:

AMY HOLMES, CNN CONTRIBUTOR: In point of fact, Democrats did talk about healthcare endlessly. President Obama went out on the stump talking about, “Pass this bill, pass this bill.” Bill Clinton said once it was passed it would become popular. Bill Clinton now, he confesses that he made a mistake, that it has not become more popular.

BILL MAHER, HOST: It’s been kicked in for two days…

HOLMES: It’s become less popular, and here’s why.

MAHER: …and most of it doesn’t kick in till 2014. Could we wait till people see it before we can judge whether it’s popular?

HOLMES: You’re asking why…

(AUDIENCE APPLAUSE)

MAHER: Please, sorry.

HOLMES: But you’re asking why Democrats are not campaigning on this. Because in the next 40 days with a bill that is hugely unpopular, it’s not good for their re-election process.

MAHER: It would be popular if they would talk about it. They could have, if they could stand up for what they believe they could have passed Medicare for all. That’s what they should have done. What they should have said is insurance companies have a million other things to insure. They insure your car and your house and if it rains and there’s a flood and an earthquake and Betty Grable’s legs and a million other things. They don’t need to also insure life. Life should be off the table.

HOLMES: They talked endlessly about it and their agenda was rejected by the American people, that’s a simple fact.

MAHER: Because they’re stupid.

This is where it gets good:

ANDREW BREITBART: So you’re, you’re officially not a Libertarian anymore, right? I mean, this position…

MAHER: Well..

BREITBART: …has run so far from the Libertarian position. Is this, so you admit that you have more of a, you know, European socialist leaning perspective on this issue?

(AUDIENCE LAUGHTER)

BREITBART: Why is that funny?

MAHER: I’m, I’m not afraid, it’s not, I’m not afraid to say European socialism works.

No true-blue libertarian would ever say that, at all.

AllahPundit chimes in:
The funniest thing about this? I’m not sure Maher does know. He knows he’s more socialist than libertarian when it comes to health care, but as a general proposition about how he self-identifies, he seems hesitant when Breitbart puts it to him. That’s a testament, I think, to how intellectually attractive the libertarian brand is, ironically almost in inverse proportion to how successful it is at the polls. Democrats bristle at the ā€œsocialistā€ label but tell any Republican pol or pundit except Mike Huckabee that he’s a ā€œlibertarianā€ — especially in the year of the tea party — and he’s likely to agree, albeit with qualifiers. And why not? The brand means free markets, property rights, civil liberties, and most importantly for Maher, permissiveness towards drug use and sexual behavior. The Constitution + fun = crazy delicious. And because libertarianism tends to operate in popular debate as a critique of mainstream conservatism (even though, of course, economically it’s a much sharper critique of liberalism), it’s a useful way of endorsing certain elements of the GOP agenda without endorsing the entire rotten GOP brand, essentially shorthand for saying, ā€œI like capitalism but I’m too thoughtful to be a Republican.ā€ None of which is meant to impugn committed libertarians like the Reason crew, just guys like Maher who dig the label and the slight charge of dissident chic that it carries so much that they’re reluctant to part with it, even after they’ve (d)evolved into center-left Democrats.

True ‘dat! šŸ˜€

The difference is, that libertarians actually believe, unlike most Republicans, that big Government is actually a problem. Where most Republicans say that big Government is a problem, but in another breath praise big Government. (Hello Social Security!)

What’s wrong with Hippy Punching?

Hmmmm:

Top Obama adviser David Axelrod got an earful of the liberal blogosphere’s anger at the White House moments ago, when a blogger on a conference call directly called out Axelrod over White House criticism of the left, accusing the administration of “hippie punching.”

“We’re the girl you’ll take under the bleachers but you won’t be seen with in the light of day,” the blogger, Susan Madrak of Crooks and Liars, pointedly told Axelrod on the call, which was organzied for liberal bloggers and progressive media.

The call seemed to perfectly capture the tense dynamic that exists between the White House and the online and organized left: Though White House advisers in the past have dumped on the left, anonymously and even on the record, Axelrod repeatedly pleaded with the bloggers on the call for help in pumping up the flagging enthusiasm of rank and file Dems.

“You play a great role in informing people about the stakes of elections,” Axelrod told the bloggers. “One of the reasons I was eager to expend time was to enlist you.”

But hovering over the call was the obvious disconnect between this plea for help and statements like those of Robert Gibbs, who recently pilloried the “professional left” for being overly critical of the White House.

That tension burst out into the open when Madrak directly asked Axelrod: “Have you ever heard of hippie punching?” That prompted a long silence from Axelrod.

“You want us to help you, the first thing I would suggest is enough of the hippie punching,” Madrak added. “We’re the girl you’ll take under the bleachers but you won’t be seen with in the light of day.”

via The Plum Line – Liberal blogger directly confronts David Axelrod, accuses White House of “hippie punching”.

Personally, I think Hippy Punching is pretty cool:

See? šŸ˜‰

Michael Enright: I am a Patriot and I want my Mommy!

Oh my goodness….:

The crazed film student charged with knifing a Muslim cab driver insisted to arresting officers that he was “a patriot” – and then whined for his mom.

“I am a patriot and I want representation,” Michael Enright, 21, said after his Aug. 25 arrest for slashing Ahmed Sharif while riding in his taxi.”

Police records released during a court appearance Wednesday show the baby-faced attacker incoherently claimed he cut the cabby in self defense – and then said he was targeted because he’s Catholic and Jewish.

“That man just tried to rob me, he wanted to rob me, I used self-defense,” Enright allegedly told cops during his arrest. “He was holding me against my will. What did I do wrong? I just came back from Afghanistan.

“I need my mother.”

Enright spent 35 days in Afghanistan in May filming a documentary about front-line troops.

“You’re prosecuting me because I’m Irish Catholic,” he told cops.

Minutes later, Enright told cops, “I’m Jewish, you are going to ruin the entire Jewish race by locking me up.”

He also admitted to drinking “a pint of Scotch \[whiskey\]” earlier that day.

“Asalaam alaikum, do you like salami and bacon?,” the young man asked an officer.

He accused another cop of allowing Muslims “to blow up buildings in this country.”

via Michael Enright, crazed student charged with stabbing Muslim cabbie, told cops he was a ‘patriot’.

But yet, they call me a damned mentally unstable Neo-Nazi. Last time I checked; I have not stabbed any Muslims, nor cab drivers. This dude needs to be put under the jail. He gives sane white Americans —- a very bad image. šŸ™„

Then again:

Michael Enright - What a farking loon!

He does have the Momma’s boy look thing going on. Not to mention the scared shitless white dude look. šŸ˜›

Here is hoping that they put this moron where he belongs —-in jail —- for a very long time; and with any luck, he will be the pivot man, in a Arab prisoner circle jerk. If you know what I mean, and I think you do! šŸ˜†

Stupidity from the Moderation queue

Yet more stupidity from my moderation cue. This installment is from some jackwad tool, that obviously does not read the rules of the road around here; when it comes to commenting:

Author : RnBram (IP: 74.12.251.179 , bas21-toronto12-1242364851.dsl.bell.ca)
E-mail : rnbramwell@gmail.com
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Comment:
Once again, a writer trots out the Leftie, non-think, smear ’em with trivia and avoid the actual issues, tactic, and pretends to be “<em>siding with proper reason</em>”. Ā What flatulence.

How about examining her <strong>campaign</strong> arguments?

Doing so might show you possess a modicum of intelligence over that of some Grade Nine kid who doesn’t like his teacher. Ā Maybe this <a href=”http://www.pjtv.com/?cmd=mpg&amp;mpid=174&amp;load=3949″ title=”” rel=”nofollow”>short interview</a>, will help. Ā In it alone she shows more economic understanding than the most elected officials in Washington!

It would be much better if she matched tax reduction with spending reductions, but no federal government got far with that idea. Ā We should hope the TEA Party candidates get enough support to actually try.

Apparently this guy seems to have a reading comprehension problem. As it says on my rules page:

Here is my reason for not allowing you to insult me. This is my place, I paid money to register my domain. I also pay a meager fee for the hosting.Ā  This blog is my intellectual property. This is my spot in the political Blogosphere, and you are here as my house guest. You would not walk into my literal house and insult me, act like an idiot or anything like that, would you? So, why should I allow you to act like a moronic idiot in my virtual house?

The rules are plain; don’t come here and insult me like an asshole, and expect me to print your comment. It is just that simple. My Blog, My Rules, don’t like them; start your own damned blog.

Besides, this jack wad is in Canada! CANADA?!?!?! Does this dude have any clue how I feel about Canada?

He went on and on about how I don’t believe in freedom of speech. Last time I checked this is not a public website. It’s privately owned and I can pick and choose what I wish to allow in my comment sections; and I choose not to allow people to insult me. Sorry, way it is around here.

Now, where’s my dog picture at?

Ah, here it is!

It is official: Lisa Murkowski just wants to be spanked

I have laid in bed for the good part of the night, agonizing; do I post this or do I not?

Well, I got one thing to say…..

The bitch just wants to be spanked.

Click here for the story, Click here for the video.

AllahPundit Snarks:

Joe Miller’s unloading on Murkowski to National Review, saying her ā€œlifeblood is powerā€ and that she has a ā€œdisconnection from reality.ā€ No doubt Scott McAdams, the Democrat in the race, will jump in tomorrow by calling the three of them wingnut neo-Hitlers. In such a vicious, chaotic melee, there can be but one winner, my friends: Traffic-seeking bloggers. Exit question: Time to start making newly elected senators sign pledges promising to drop out if they lose a primary in the future? That won’t stop them from breaking their promises, of course, but it’ll remind voters of what lying little weasels they are when they do.

The ADN reports:

With the slogan “Let’s Make History,” Lisa Murkowski announced Friday that she’d pursue a write-in bid to keep her seat in the U.S. Senate after losing the Republican primary to Joe Miller.

The decision is a historic gamble for Murkowski, who was joined by hundreds of supporters waving red-and-blue “Lisa for Senate” signs and chanting “Run, Lisa, Run!” in the Dena’ina Civic and Convention Center in Anchorage.

No one has run a successful write-in campaign for the U.S. Senate since Strom Thurmond in 1954.

Murkowski said she knows she faces a massive undertaking, not only to convince voters to support her but also to educate them on what they need to do for their vote to count. She acknowledged she made mistakes in her campaign, chief among them her failure to hit back when Miller and the Tea Party Express attacked her.

“Well, ladies and gentlemen, friends and supporters, the gloves are off and I’m fighting for Alaska,” Murkowski said. “Alaskans deserve a fighter in the United States Senate who will always stand up for Alaska, who understands our great potential, who has the experience, respect and seniority to accomplish that. I am that senator.”

It was clear that Murkowski won’t have the support of state and national Republican leaders. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell said he told her she no longer has his support to serve in the Senate Republican leadership ranks, and accepted her resignation from that role. Alaska Republican Party Chairman Randy Ruedrich said “she will receive no support of any kind from the Alaska Republican Party.”

“Lisa has chosen to run against the Republican Party and its primary voters. We will treat her candidacy as we would anyone who chooses to oppose our party’s nominees, Ruedrich said.

Former Gov. Sarah Palin, whose support for Miller drove hundreds of thousands of dollars in donations from the Tea Party Express his way, called Murkowski’s effort futile. Murkowski offered a response to Palin, who resigned as governor last year, and to others she described as “naysayers” in Washington D.C.

“Perhaps it’s one time they met one Republican woman who won’t quit on Alaska,” Murkowski said, receiving a huge standing ovation from her supporters.

Me? I think the old broad just wants to be spanked and I do mean Spanked Hard; and that she will be in polls come the general election.