Funny Headline of the Day

Taxing pot could become a political toking point…

๐Ÿ˜† I must confess that’s one the more funnier headlines I’ve seen in a while. It links here.

Who let this rather hilarious headline fly? None other than Matt Drudge.

Update: I was mistaken, ooops! LA Times originally published that funny headline and Matt Drudge picked it up. Guess I should check the story link, before I publish. ๐Ÿ™„ Ooops… ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Just the same, I still found it to be quite funny. ๐Ÿ˜€

I dunno about you….

But if I were Matt Mullenweg, and someone dissed my software, like these douche nozzles did. I would be lawyering up and collecting me some serious coin.

Public Slander is Public Slander, and these idiots did it, while on the clock by a major company.

Not smart, not smart at all.

Matt, sue the bastards. ๐Ÿ˜ก

Or at least sue the bastards and give me the money. Not like Matt needs it, he’s freakin’ loaded! ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ™„

Comic Relief: BURN-E

I may have mentioned this before, But for Christmas, I received the movie Wall-E for Christmas. You might remember, some of the Republicans did not like the movie, because they, for some reason, thought the Movie contained evil Liberal messages in it. Um, When did it become evil to take care of our planet?

Anyhow, there is this hilarious short comedy bit on the DVD called BURN-E, which is absoutely wonderfully funny.

Here it is:

Some Funniesโ€ฆ

Stock Advice

From Patriot Post:

Many people are looking for financial advice during these hard economic times. Normally, however, we avoid offering advice regarding buying or selling stocks. But as President Obama prepares to sign the stimulus bill today, the market fell 250 points by noon, and we thought it best to warn investors concerning a few specific companies. Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks:

  • American Can
  • Interstate Water
  • National Gas Company
  • Northern Tissue Company

Due to uncertain market conditions, we advise you to sit tight on your Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas. You may be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today, and millions were wiped clean.

It’s a tough market out there!

If the Bill Fits:

and a Cartoon:

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Rolling on the floor

Red State Update on Obama’s Stimulus News Conference

Jackie and Dunlap on Obama’s first prime-time news conference. Stimulus pimpin’ and Elkhart bashin’ ensue.

Cartoons of the day

More @ Baloo’s Cartoon Blog

Trackposted to Tidbits and Treasures, Wingless – American Teen Killed By Released Guantanamo Detainees, third world county, Nuke Gingrich, Woman Honor Thyself, The World According to Carl, The Pink Flamingo, CORSARI D’ITALIA, Wingless – Belgium Says Israel Uses Child Soldiers, Refuses to Sell Weapons, Democrat=Socialist, Conservative Cat, and Wingless – Hamas Steals Aid Meant For People of Gaza, thanks to Linkfest Haven Deluxe.

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Al Capone from the beyond the grave

Al Capone writes a letter from beyond the grave.

One from Al

One from Al

Go read

Trackposted to Rosemary’s Thoughts, Faultline USA, third world county, Walls of the City, The World According to Carl, DragonLady’s World, The Pink Flamingo, Democrat=Socialist, and Conservative Cat, thanks to Linkfest Haven Deluxe.

I get the funniest e-mails sometimes

Because I am a Blogger and a moderate Conservative, I am signed up for e-mails from Newsmax. Yes, I know who owns it.

Mostly, I get ads about stocks and wealth and health stuff. But this one here, about made me fall out of the chair, laughing! ๐Ÿ˜†

Quote:

Rather than damaging a manโ€™s sexual performance, a good, stiff drink actually improves a manโ€™s sexual prowess in the bedroom. Australian researchers found that men who drink report as many as 30 percent fewer problems than those who didnโ€™t drink at all.

Dr. Kew-Kim Chew, of Western Australiaโ€™s Keogh Institute for Medical Research told Londonโ€™s Sunday Telegraph that men who drank within safe, moderate guidelines seemed to have the best erectile function. In Chewโ€™s study of 1,580 Australian men, even binge drinkers functioned better sexually than those who never drank.

โ€œWe found that, compared to those who have never touched alcohol, many people do benefit from some alcohol, including some people who drink outside the guidelines,โ€ Chew said.

The study found that low risk drinkers ? those who consumed up to twenty drinks a week spread over five days ? had the fewest sexual problems. Those who drank on weekends only and those who were binge drinkers suffered lower rates of erectile dysfunction than those who drank only one day a week or drank none at all. Men who performed the poorest were heavy drinkers who had stopped drinking and those who smoked or had heart disease.

Link to story at Newsmax Link removed, spam link… ooops! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

I’ll take my keg now please. I prefer Molson Ice, great beer. ๐Ÿ˜€

Cue Roger Miller:

Drink up! ๐Ÿ˜›