Awesome:
Inmates of the jail where Lindsay Lohan is set to spend up to 90 days have warned of gangs out to attack the starlet, saying “everyone will want a piece of her”, The Sun reported Tuesday.
Lindsay Lohan will leave her Hollywood pad next week and move into new digs at the Lynwood correctional facility in Los Angeles. But instead of wild showbiz parties and a plush double bed to curl up in afterwards, the actress will be locked up for 23 hours a day in a tiny cell with a rock-hard bunk and a single blanket.
Lohan’s A-list neighbors will be replaced with tough guards and fearsome lesbian gangs desperate to get their hands on her.
via FOXNews.com – Lesbian Prison Gangs Waiting to Get Hands on Lindsay Lohan, Report Says.
“The violation of Lindsay Lohan” has a cool ring to it.
Pics and Video —- please?
Calling Ron Jeremy….Ron Jeremy to the blue phone please…..
Others: The Jawa Report, Gawker, Mediaite and Advocate
Word on the street says L’Affaire Lohan has “Quentin Tarantino treatment” written all over it.
How about “Grindhouse 2: Lohan on the Down Low”?
HEH!
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Calling Ron Jeremy!
That’s a hoot!