Ooops

Ouch….

The multi-millionaire owner of the Segway company died in a freak accident yesterday when he rode one of the high-tech two-wheel machines off a cliff and into a river.

Former miner Jimi Heselden, 62, plunged into the River Wharfe while riding around his West Yorkshire estate in Boston Spa on a rugged country version of the Segway.

He bought the firm last December and was using one of the machines – which use gyroscopes to remain upright and are controlled by the direction in which the rider leans – to inspect the grounds of his property.

via Segway owner Jimi Heselden dies after riding one of his machines off cliff | Mail Online.

Do I dare do this? Yeah, sure, why not….:

After all, I am a villain and a pariah you know. I have a reputation to keep up.

Serves the bastard right for driving too close to the edge.