I’ll start: flannel sheets. They’re hateful. Rough, hot. Sheets should be super-smooth and cool. You can have rough, hot sex, but the sheets ought to be super-smooth and cool. — Source
Shouldn’t tweeting be a slang term for having sex with underage parakeets? – Source
Two hilarious posts from Tammi are found here and here, Poor gal! That second one is a knee slapper! 
….and of course, Rachel Lucas is still trying to figure out England, and England is really trying to figure her out.